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Send your memes in the discussion group to get them featured. @basedschizophrenia
i hope to one day see a picture of an african child wearing this shirt
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This wrap was checked by true McDonaldland patriots
In this channel we believe in two things
1. fuck israel
2. Betty Brant was the best girl in the Raimi Spider-Man films
America has been ready for a nucular war with Russia since the 1950s. This aint news
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BREAKING: Through alternate methods, the Americans have infiltrated Iran
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Make a very delicious dish and learn if you want to eat it!
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DONT LOOK UP WHAT BLACKSTONE REAL ESTATE INCOME TRUST IS
DONT LOOK UP WHY THEIR CEO WAS SHOT A FEW DAYS AGO
> be Terry ibn Davis
> former compiler priest, now compiler imam
> stumbled into a /his/ thread on Islamic architecture
> thought the tessellation patterns were divine opcode maps
> clicked on “Harambe is in Jannah” meme
> something awakened
> ran divine_rng()
> got "convert"
> took it literally
> begins rewriting TempleOS into MasjidOS
> 640x480 VGA, because true resolution requires limitation
> icons replaced with 8-bit geometric mosaics
> cursor is now a crescent moon
no mouse acceleration, that’s innovation (bid’ah) and thus haram
> sound driver only plays 16 bit chants in reverb
> MasjidOS boots into a tiled CLI
default prompt: يا مبرمج، ما نيتك؟_
anything typed echoes in Arabic and hexadecimal
> no command history, you must remember your deeds
> no sudo, if you break something, it’s qadar
> code editor has syntax highlighting, but only for Qur’anic metaphors
> no garbage collection, you must clean up after yourself like a good guest
> every crash outputs “You are being tested.”
> compiler has --halal flag
> removes functions containing pork, interest (riba), or unchecked recursion
> attempts to compile a graphics demo at 1080p
> system locks
> outputs: “Innovation leads astray”
> discovers his HDD head moves exactly 5 times a day
> hardcodes a qibla-finding function using BIOS clock drift and local magnetic interference
> refuses to use GPS. satellites are a tool of the Dajjal
> RAM now only accessible if you pass the Hadith quiz
He doesn’t build software.
He receives it.
Bit by bit.
Byte by byte
- Eddie, if you by your own assessment are a racist, then what are doing here breaking bread with black people?
- Because he's a racist as well
Happy birthday song by your favorite hungarian admin 💋
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🎉🎉🎉 Thank you everyone for helping us reach 20k! Also, a big thank you to all the channels who forward our posts!
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counterstrike wouldn't be the same without all the helpers and staff working between the rounds.
We always experience the maps clean and well-prepared and take it for granted, but it is not. Even major counterstike tournaments like the esl cologne couldn't run without these behind-the-scenes helpers.
This time it's real just give them 2 more weeks
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CEMNTE??
HELLO. IS THIS THING ON?? I REQUIREMENT CMENTE… for big boy BUZINEZ IDEA..
I WANT PUT TO SEMENTE.. IN MOUTH.. FOR EETING. BUILDING NOT.. only consome
pleas i beg 🙇♂️
one CEMAMT. or two. or three. or ten.
i hVe drwam.. i chew hard rock
HELLO
if u has cmente REPLY FAST. need now. need for evr. brain dry is, only cment can fil.
HELOOOOOO PLEAA? I PAY U PERHAPS IN BITCOIN 🪙……. repond plzz.. me is crumble without stone goo… 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
CEMENTE
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How can you not eat seafood when you come to Lianyungang? Isn't it fragrant to make a "Spicy Crab"!
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