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Footage of the arsonist escaping the scene of the crime
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NOW - Russia's Lavrov says that Russia has "never had and does not have any such intentions" to attack NATO or EU countries, "however, any aggression against my country will be met with a decisive response."
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Apparently someone made a Tiktok audio out of this copypasta so now there's a lot of Tiktoks about this
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https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/488870-reddit-india-remover/code
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No screens, not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment 🙌🙌
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American cuisine is so much better than European fr fr no cap
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Indian people have been nothing but kind to the world
Can you guys star react this post for absolutely no reason?
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Indian IT stocks are crashing after news there will be a $100,000 annual fee for H-1b visas
the entire subcontinent only exists by leaching off our economy
only dutch people will know how impressive this is
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O Allah, bless our subscribers with beautiful wives 🙏
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This one is for our Chosen subscribers, Happy Rosh Hashanah
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📖 Ze Manifesto of Ze Future Automobile
By Klaus “BMW” Schwab, Chief Dipstick Removal Officer
Chapter 1 – Ze End of Ownership
U vill not own ze dipstick.
U vill not own ze car.
U vill lease, subscribe, und finance forever.
Freedom is inefficient. Happiness is mandatory.
Chapter 2 – Ze Oil Sensor Doctrine
In ze old vorld, u pulled out a dirty metal stick.
In ze new vorld, ze sensor vill fail, und u vill go to ze dealer.
U vill clap as u pay €399 for ze “oil level recalibration ritual.”
Chapter 3 – Ze Buttonless Paradise
Buttons are relics of ze past.
U vill touch ze screen, even to open ze glovebox.
If ze screen freezes, u vill reboot ze car like a Windows Vista laptop.
Chapter 4 – Ze Subscription Plän
Heated seats are no longer free.
€19.99 per month for ze warm cheeks.
€9.99 per month for ze bright headlights.
€4.99 per month for ze horn.
Chapter 5 – Ze Engine of Tomorrow
Ze belt vill run in ze öl.
Ze chain vill rattle like ze bones of your ancestors.
Und if it breaks, ze piston vill shake hands mit ze valve.
Progress has a price. Und zat price is €7,499.
Chapter 6 – Ze Customer Experience
U vill sit in ze dealership for 4 hours.
U vill drink bad coffee.
U vill leave €2,000 poorer.
Und u vill say, “Danke, BMW.”
Final Chapter – Ze Happiness Directive
U vill not question.
U vill not resist.
U vill drive ze Ultimate Leasing Machine™.
Und u vill be happy.
Just shoot them with a gun
- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
In the ultimate humiliation, Trump signs proclamation imposing $100K/year for H-1Bs with Prime Minister Modi of India on speaker.
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שַׁבָּת שָׁלוֹם וּמְבֹרָכָה, מְלֵאָה בִּשְׂמָחָה, מְנוּחָה וְאַהֲבָה.
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