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This channel will be renamed to @MotivateFun just like Arattai to keep it common.
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Today I visited the Apple Store -
The iPhone 17 PRO MAX has very advanced face recognition software…
It looked at my face and said….
“You can’t afford it”! 🤭
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Sad truth
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An Army Major went to consult a doctor:
*Army Major:* Doctor, I think Amoxicillin is better than Ampiclllin. 3 doses 1-0-1 should be taken. Along with that antidepressants also. Then antacids and B Complex 1-1-1 for 3 days.....
*Doctor (laughing):* I’ve done MBBS, MD, DM and practicing for last 28 years. You think you know better?
*Army Major* : But I saw your tweet on HOW Army should deploy troops on F4 zone in Ladakh against the Chinese....
Silence !
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*How Fali Dikra benefited from buying a used Yezdi*
A Parsi lad, Fali, wanted to buy a used Yezdi. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Yezdi with a *For Sale* sign on it.
The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain', and he presents Fali a large jar of Vaseline.
That night, Fali's girlfriend, Fereshteh, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
Just before they enter the house, Fereshteh stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family. *When we eat dinner, we don't talk!* In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes..... '
'No problem!' says our Fali, and in they go.
Fali is shocked. Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks - dirty dishes!!!
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Fali decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Fereshteh. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and takes her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mum horrified! Yet, when he sits back down, *no one says a word!*
He looks at her mum. She's got a great body too, he thinks. Fali grabs mum, bends her over the table, pulls down her knickers, and turns her every which way he can right there on the dinner table. She has a big orgasm, and Fali sits down.
Fereshteh is furious, her dad is boiling, and mum has a beatific smile.
But still....*Total silence prevails.*
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain..
Fali remembers his beloved Yezdi! He pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket......
Suddenly the father shouts: *'I'll do the dishes!! I'll do the dishes!!!'.*
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We are still working on the backend and adding more combos and some stuff.
Go have a look. Currently built with a focus on mobile version. Try the products. Go green. Spread the word 🙏
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Girl: I am having heart surgery.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you much more.
After surgery when girl woke up only her father was next to her.
Girl: where is he??
Father: You don't know who gave you heart???
Girl: what? (She starts crying)
Father: I'm just kidding he went to toilet..
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