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Are you a suitcase?
Cause if I were going somewhere I would pick you up.
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usually im more of a ronaldo kindof guy
but if you want we can get messi
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“Are you a Japanese teacher?
'cause you're lookin' sensei-tional.”
*gets politely slapped by Japanese teacher*
I had this for the longest time, but never really posted it until now.
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Do your parents run a confectionery?
Cause youre the sweetest thing i laid eyes on in weeks
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Are you jfk?
Cause im tryna shoot my shot. (Rate it)
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Are you lightning mcqueen?
Cuz you myqueen. Kachow!
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An original of mine
Can I have your picture and put it on the ceiling in my bedroom so you're the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning?
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I’m gonna treat you like a Digiorno pizza…
and stuff your crust with 2 and a half feet of cheese.
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what's the difference between me and super Mario??
He only knows how to lay pipe but i know how to take it ;)
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Are you reddit?
Because you have some nice double D's
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did you have any plastic surgery? cuz i don’t want plastic for dinner
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Are you a stair cause
Cause im falling for you
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Hey baby, are you my bathroom countertop?
Because I wanna cover you in my paste. (I am not good at putting toothpaste on my brush)
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Hey baby are you an angel?
Cause you’re as high as a cloud.
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I must be a NES cartridge,
Because when you blow me you will have an amazing time.
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Birthday pickup lines
A bit naughty.. I'm not a birthday cake, but you can blow my candle.
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Are you a keyboard?
Cuz i wanna smash you
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rate my pickup line
guess what? I think I found the 8th wonder of the world ;)
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Did I cook?
Ooo I’m truly blessed❤️…I found a beautiful gem. Thankfully I’m not a jeweler, because I like them to be all Mine ⛏️🪖
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hey girl , i think i saw you on spotify
you were listed in hottest single
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Hey girl is your back a birthday candle?
Because I want to blow it out.
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