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Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction

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China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup

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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People

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Roman Soldiers Excited For Super-Easy Job Guarding Tomb Of Some Jewish Guy

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Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing

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Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis

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Confused By Your Husband's Cryptic Texts? Let The Babylon Bee Interpret Them For You

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Media Reports Trump Threatened Nuclear War After He Says, 'This Guacamole Is The Bomb!'

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Introducing The Biden Bible Translation

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Boeing Blames Gravity For Recent Mishaps

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DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

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Biden Congratulates His Opponent On A Hard-Fought Primary Race

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In Major Blow To Democracy, Supreme Court Rules Voters Can Vote For Favorite Candidate

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Mayor Who Advertised City As Sanctuary For Criminals Perplexed Over Large Number Of Criminals

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BREAKING: Ukraine To Lose Top Republican Senate Seat

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California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase

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Caitlin Clark Canonized As Saint After Performing Miracle Of Making Women's Basketball Watchable

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New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks

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Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios

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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave

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Media Says Border Crisis Not An Invasion, It Is Simply A Group Of Military-Aged Males Using Force Against Our Military To Enter And Occupy The Country

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Inside Biden's Head: The Inside Out Parody

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How 13 Different News Outlets Covered Elon Musk’s Successful SpaceX Launch

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Due To Inflation, Subway Introduces New $5 Inch-Long

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Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term

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Gina Carano Talks Disney Lawsuit, Beep Bop Boop-Gate, And Faith

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Pros And Cons Of Every Diet Plan

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Public School vs. Homeschool: Know the Difference

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9 Surprising Findings From Joe Biden's Physical

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10 Most Common Side Effects Of Seed Oil Consumption

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