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King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant
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HGTV Presents: House Squatters
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Introducing The Donald Trump Bible Translation
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Hillary Clinton Condemns Trump For Paying Hush Money To Political Liabilities Instead Of Just Killing Them
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People Angry About Low WNBA Salaries Prepared To Do Anything Except Watch WNBA
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/people-angry-about-low-wnba-salaries-prepared-to-do-anything-except-watch-wnba#google_vignette
Struggling Americans Hopeful Their Taxes Will Help Get The National Debt Down To A Manageable $34 Trillion
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Cookie Monster Shows Off Stunning Weight Loss After Taking Ozempic
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-residents-shocked-after-cookie-monster-shows-off-weight-loss-from-taking-ozempic
O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/oj-simpson-excited-for-god-to-tell-him-who-real-killer-was
Caitlin Clark To Retire From Spotlight And Enter WNBA
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-to-retire-from-spotlight-and-enter-wnba
California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/california-proposes-another-minimum-wage-increase-so-people-can-afford-products-made-more-expensive-by-previous-minimum-wage-increase
Caitlin Clark Canonized As Saint After Performing Miracle Of Making Women's Basketball Watchable
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-canonized-as-saint-after-performing-miracle-of-making-womens-basketball-watchable
New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/new-all-female-pirates-of-the-caribbean-movie-just-two-hours-of-boats-backing-into-coral-reefs
Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/after-revelation-of-relationships-with-child-actors-diddy-hired-as-new-president-of-nickelodeon-studios
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-buttigieg-holds-emergency-press-conference-to-announce-he-is-taking-3-more-months-maternity-leave
9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings
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10 Essential Life Skills Your Kid Will Learn At An Ivy League University
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8 Changes Biden Made To Title IX
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'The Tortured Poets Department' Review: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But We Question Her Decision To Release An Album That's Just An Hour-Long Recording Of Her Sobbing In The Shower
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tortured-poets-department-review-we-usually-love-taylor-swift-but-we-question-her-decision-to-release-an-album-thats-just-an-hour-long-recording-of-her-sobbing-in-the-shower
This is Travis. He’s on a mission to interview everyone.
First up, Canadian man Jordan B Peterson.
You’ll want to see this: https://youtu.be/s6IgyEYfLqw
TOMORROW: The Babylon Bee presents a brand-new interview show:
Travis Interviews the World - with our first guest, the apparently well-known Canadian man Jordan B Peterson
SNEAK PEEK: https://youtu.be/AO-vf7UHu6M
God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/god-agrees-to-let-norm-macdonald-come-back-to-earth-for-1-day-to-bless-us-with-his-oj-death-jokes
New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-diet-craze-sweeps-the-nation-where-you-pay-the-same-amount-of-money-for-food-but-eat-50-less
🎙️ Tulsi Gabbard joins The Babylon Bee to discuss whether atheists can say ‘Aloha‘, her military service, and why she had to leave the Democratic Party.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jsVXt6eow
Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-believe-noah-made-over-977-trips-to-home-depot-during-ark-construction
China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/china-offers-to-send-100000-soldiers-to-taiwan-to-assist-with-earthquake-cleanup
In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hilarious-april-fools-joke-congress-announces-they-are-working-hard-to-serve-the-american-people
Roman Soldiers Excited For Super-Easy Job Guarding Tomb Of Some Jewish Guy
WATCH: https://youtu.be/d7A1IBMEzvo
Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starting-to-wonder-if-diddy-may-have-done-a-few-of-those-things-he-repeatedly-rapped-about-doing
Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-markle-announces-netflix-show-about-how-hard-its-been-dealing-with-kate-middletons-cancer-diagnosis