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Trump Perfectly Describes 7 Historic Battles
WATCH: https://youtu.be/OSoyyErZ3Zo
DOJ Authorizes Postal Workers To Use Deadly Force On Trump When Delivering His Mail
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-authorizes-postal-workers-to-use-deadly-force-when-delivering-trumps-mail
Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil
WATCH: https://youtu.be/nnN1a8nNCwA
Here Are Biden's 10 Conditions For Debating Trump
SEE THEM HERE: https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-ten-more-demands-biden-has-made-in-order-to-debate-trump
Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year#google_vignette
Trump Forced To Wear Hannibal Lecter Muzzle For Gag Order Violations
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-forced-to-wear-hannibal-lecter-muzzle-for-gag-order-violations
9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings
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10 Essential Life Skills Your Kid Will Learn At An Ivy League University
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8 Changes Biden Made To Title IX
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'The Tortured Poets Department' Review: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But We Question Her Decision To Release An Album That's Just An Hour-Long Recording Of Her Sobbing In The Shower
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This is Travis. He’s on a mission to interview everyone.
First up, Canadian man Jordan B Peterson.
You’ll want to see this: https://youtu.be/s6IgyEYfLqw
TOMORROW: The Babylon Bee presents a brand-new interview show:
Travis Interviews the World - with our first guest, the apparently well-known Canadian man Jordan B Peterson
SNEAK PEEK: https://youtu.be/AO-vf7UHu6M
God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes
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New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-diet-craze-sweeps-the-nation-where-you-pay-the-same-amount-of-money-for-food-but-eat-50-less
🎙️ Tulsi Gabbard joins The Babylon Bee to discuss whether atheists can say ‘Aloha‘, her military service, and why she had to leave the Democratic Party.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jsVXt6eow
10 Jobs Being Eliminated At Pixar
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10 Real-Life Examples Of Why American Measurements Are Better Than The Communist Metric System
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Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed
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White House Installs Breathalyzer On Kamala Harris’s Microphone
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-further-embarrassment-white-house-installs-breathalyzer-on-kamala-harriss-microphone
For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except 'Of'
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/for-greater-inclusivity-boys-scouts-of-america-removes-every-word-in-name-except-of
King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/king-solomon-dies-of-old-age-waiting-for-1000-wives-to-decide-on-restaurant
HGTV Presents: House Squatters
WATCH: https://youtu.be/2Wnm3_oMf0g
Introducing The Donald Trump Bible Translation
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Hillary Clinton Condemns Trump For Paying Hush Money To Political Liabilities Instead Of Just Killing Them
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-condemns-trump-for-paying-hush-money-to-political-liabilities-instead-of-just-killing-them
People Angry About Low WNBA Salaries Prepared To Do Anything Except Watch WNBA
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/people-angry-about-low-wnba-salaries-prepared-to-do-anything-except-watch-wnba#google_vignette
Struggling Americans Hopeful Their Taxes Will Help Get The National Debt Down To A Manageable $34 Trillion
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Cookie Monster Shows Off Stunning Weight Loss After Taking Ozempic
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-residents-shocked-after-cookie-monster-shows-off-weight-loss-from-taking-ozempic
O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was
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Caitlin Clark To Retire From Spotlight And Enter WNBA
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