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Funniest and amazing jokes but It might be offensive too cuzzz the jokes can be racist, sexiest. Plus BOMB music💣💥 .Beware andddddddddd. JUST HAVE FUN 😹 😹 😹 😹 CREATOR 👉 @Nathanew
We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity
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In Africa after locking the door with a key, you must try to forcefully open it without a key to see if it's really locked, it's in Our DNA.😂😂
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I know one stupid boy👱🏼♂ somewhere is busy telling one stupid girl👩🏻 that he will give her the world🌍!.
Mr, where do you expect the rest of us to stay?😏😐😂
Av stopped drinking alcohol,so if u see me drinking then am celebrating for having stopped drinking.
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The saddest sex position is when you're under and nobody's on top
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if we were both cows would you stand in a field and eat grass with me
Best romance question lol
I be sliding in people's DM like "wassup zenbaba head" and I really don't know what's wrong w me🤷♀
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I wanna get my appendix removed not because I'm sick or because it's bothering me, I wanna do it as a warning to the rest of my organs. If ur no use to me, u is leaving this body.
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Singing wrong lyrics with confidence is an art.🙄😂
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Nathy As A Doctor 😷
Nathy: How Are You
Patient: Am Fine
Nathy: Okay Next
Patient: 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂ | @always_LOL
Every time I do something nice for my girl, other girls ask '' where can I get a man like you? Right here baby, I can cheat.. 😂
@always_LOL
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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Even if u ugly as hell when you have money...women will always find something cute on you like......"Awwhhhh he has nice finger prints".....or "Awwhhhh he has such a cute shadow"...........🤣
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Why is it that when you talk to God, it’s called praying?
Whenever God talks to me, they call it schizophrenia.
I hate when people say “you act like you don’t give a fuck” bitch I’m not acting
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When a girl says "Tell me about yourself" She's asking if you work or if you drive not this nonsense of "I'm caring and loving guy" 😂
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Witchcraft is when your boyfriend uses different condom flavours on every round, and you go home smelling like fruit salad😂🤣
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ስራ ፈት Niggas are hard to beat in FIFA🎮.
They even know which buttons to press when they want Suarez to bite another player 😂
Some girls be like......
My titties small but my booty... nvm that’s small too but i have a big heart ...😝
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite? "
"No. "A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite! "
Then the man goes..."That's not my dog. "🤭🤭
My bea don't need no side chick, me and my other 14 personalities keep him real busy.😌
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An art only a special part of the population called "fucking idiots" can truly master😌
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Having sex before going to work makes you feel like a manager 🌚@always_LOL
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The reason why I don't post bae is because my bae might look exactly like your bae😣 and I hate misunderstandings
@always_LOL
I recently came out to my best friend and told him I was gay.
He turned his back on me... That was his first mistake.
What does the evil muslim say?
Mu ha ha ha ha ha mmed
Whenever I'm acting crazy, I want my man to back me up and not to say "It Is What It Is!"
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8 qualities of a perfect lover:
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive.
And if he fails to have all these qualities, read the capital letters only.
If you have dimples it will show🤷, stop bending your mouth like you have partial stroke.
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