Always LOl 😂

08 Dec 2023 18:29

In a relationship, every girl treats her rich boyfriend as "God", but when he's Broke, the alphabets get Reversed.

Always LOl 😂

26 Oct 2023 15:15

I can't handle arguments w short dudes. Like you know he stubborn the way he refused to grow up🤌☹

Always LOl 😂

03 Oct 2023 10:39

This is the best doctor lol

Always LOl 😂

24 Sep 2023 20:31

On their wedding night, the groom asks his new bride, "Honey, am I your first?"

She replied, "Why does everyone ask me that??"

Always LOl 😂

10 Sep 2023 22:25

Dating is like pyramid scheme
U r talking to someone who's talking to 3 other people who's also talking to 3 other people...

Always LOl 😂

04 Sep 2023 20:31

Nothing annoys african parents than seeing their kid relaxing on there phone

Always LOl 😂

28 Aug 2023 19:31

Her: lemme see that dick
Me: bitch it's cold iont even got it on me

Always LOl 😂

28 Aug 2023 19:21

If ur boyfriend cheats on u, pls contact me and let us cheat on him together. he is very stupid

Always LOl 😂

24 Jun 2023 21:10

Android phones are so annoying sometimes. How do i explain this? I just recieved a notification that my Bible App needs update. Please what does the bible need update for???? Has Adam eaten another apple!????😕😕

Always LOl 😂

21 Jun 2023 22:14

Idk who should hear this, bt U and 3 other boys are praying for the same girl.... .. .. ya'll r confusing God

Always LOl 😂

11 Jun 2023 21:23

May you marry the last person you had sex with.

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11 Jun 2023 21:18

She removed her jeans threw it to me and said  " MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN" i removed my trouser threw it to her and said "WASH THEM BOTH" 

Always LOl 😂

25 May 2023 20:23

The beard makes me think of something else 💀

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16 Apr 2023 07:37

I wanna go from 'haha' to 'ah ah' with someone's daughter.

Always LOl 😂

13 Apr 2023 08:49

what if holding our farts causes it to go up our spine into our brains and thats where we get all our shitty ideas

Always LOl 😂

08 Dec 2023 18:21

I bought a powerbank from the chinese market, I was happy because it was cheap, until my phone started charging the powerbank.

Always LOl 😂

06 Oct 2023 21:52

If u have sex with someone from another country, make sure u do your best, cuz u will be representing the whole country

Always LOl 😂

24 Sep 2023 20:35

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Always LOl 😂

13 Sep 2023 20:37

Teachers used to ask the dumbest questions ever. "Why do I hear talking" Cuz you got ears bitch

Always LOl 😂

04 Sep 2023 20:32

My ex sent me pictures of her kissing her new bf

So I forwarded to her father

Always LOl 😂

30 Aug 2023 07:49

Your soulmate might be In a relationship
It is ur job to ruin it

Always LOl 😂

28 Aug 2023 19:26

I swear school isn't even about learning anymore it is about crushes, drama, fights, breakups, fake friends and silly things

Always LOl 😂

28 Aug 2023 19:20

It is funny how these pastors on tv pray and everyone faints except the camera man😂

Always LOl 😂

24 Jun 2023 21:07

If Beyonce gave an ugly nigga a chance, why can't you.

Always LOl 😂

21 Jun 2023 22:09

Chicks really think we wanna talk to 5+ females. One is annoying enough trust me

Always LOl 😂

11 Jun 2023 21:20

The way my English has improved 😂😂
I can sometimes perhaps probably why though

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27 May 2023 06:40

To wake up with full certainty that it's gonna be a great day☺
To find out there won't be any electricity for the whole day😕🤬

Always LOl 😂

11 May 2023 10:32

1+1 = 3
If you don’t use a condom.

Always LOl 😂

14 Apr 2023 18:48

The first guy who discovered milk from a cow. What was he trying to do?

Always LOl 😂

12 Apr 2023 10:19

If Beyonce gave an ugly nigga a chance, why can't you.