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Qoutes love ☺💙💙 Be The BLUE 💙 Live The #BlueLife 💙💙 آبی تخیل ذهن من است - #Sarah '-' 💙 #Nobody._. 🖤 https://telegram.me/joinchat/CTIoFjyC2cax7dErYTC8tA

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Current Situation...
Few things can't be expressed... you just need to accept your destiny

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#StupidSadBlu 💯🥺✨

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#SoTrue 💪💯

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#SoTrue it's for the peoples to whom i can't say this directly on there faces ✨

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how dad take selfies 🤳 😌

#Moti #HBD #RIP

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i like girls who do yoga 🧘‍♂️ 😌✨🖤💙🖤

#StayHomeStayFit #LoveYoga
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bored n tired of this fucking job n quarantine

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eat her kitty eat her eat her eaattt heeerrrr!!!!!!

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I miss your face 😂 😂 😂 💙💦

#gm 😂
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it was channel of my old friend._.

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n when you try to talk to them when you need someone to talk too, they are already gone...

everything was just a lie n things goes like - we can't be friends anymore... we can't talk anymore...i can't talk to you anymore... don't pm me again let anything happen... blah blah blah shits..

#WorldOfFakePeoples 🙂
n i believed in those lies...

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#SoTrue... thats sooo #Me!!!!!
#Sickmind #Stupid #Asshole #Rude #Bed
#Blu #FockYou #FockMe #FockEveryone

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when you wake up in morning thinking its 6am but its actually 2pm._.🖤

#Blu #gn #gm
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#gm wake up beaches

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wake up beach!!!!

#gm #Blu 💙
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stress level -> 💯% 🙌

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Oh no oh no, no no no no no👌✨💯

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#SoTrue #SooMe

#LoosingInterestInEveryOne 👌✨

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fucking bored...
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Happy Birthday ladies 🎂 ✨ 🥳 😂😂😂💙

#HBD #FuckOff 😂😂😂
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i don't have anyone to date😔😣

Someone date me too 😩🥺🥺🥺

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@bIumblum just to test new feature...

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btw i haven't seen any season of GOT yet 🙄🙄🙄🙄💦💦

#Blu '-'
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Are we still #FRIENDS ???

#Blu -,-
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For channel - STFU :D

Lost n dead people's 🖤

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this is #SoTrue
People's act so fake n mean all time...

at first they be like - you are my real friend... i won't leave... will be friends forever... you are a true friend...

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It had been snowing all night. So at ....

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role

8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse.

#Blu
@blumed

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#SoTrue #gn for now...
#gm for tomorrow's morning realization...

#Blue
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idk but i just loved this😂😂😂😂🖤🖕

#Blu
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🙂💙💦

#Blue
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