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One Lucky Boinker is about to WIN One Lucky Toilet - 7th Epic artifact EVER!
Claim your FREE ticket NOW.
Ends by EOD UTC.
You all managed to break our SHITTY servers again 😂 Too many people tried to reach @AcidGamesBot at the same time - the system blocked it as if it's a DDoS attack!
Give it some time, and it'll be solved. We'll notify you.
THANK YOU FOR THE ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER. LORD COMMANDER OF THE BOINKERHOOD. 💩
X3 Dice Value is LIVE! 🎲
You rolled a double? You WIN!
The higher the roll – the bigger the prize 💰
And this time… we cranked the value waaaay up from before 👑
🍷 DRINK FOR IMMORTALITY is LIVE — and yeah, it’s finally fixed!!
You’ve got 1.5 hours. Drink up 😉
The Lucky Toilet is HERE! ✨🚽
Today's TOP 50 (!!) Shit Generators (BOINK League) will be WINNING it!
You have by EOD UTC to show the world how much SHIT is in you!
🏆 Prizes:
Top 1 gets 10
Top 2 gets 9
Top 3 gets 8
Top 4 gets 7
Top 5 gets 6
Top 6 gets 5
Top 7 gets 4
Top 8 gets 3
Top 9 - 20 get 2
Top 21 - 50 get 1
THE 50 HARDEST SHITTERS will hold this Epic artifacts!!!
One more lucky Boinker will have a Lucky Toilet land on their head. Could it be you? You’ll find out soon…
*Rewards distributed tomorrow EOD UTC
Happy pooping! 💩
Yo! 30 MINUTES LEFT on the clock!! ⏱
I’m watching to see who’s gonna claim that TON crown today 👑🪙
4 EVENTS. 1 HUGE REWARD! 🎁
⚡️ Complete them all to score a BIG reward.
🔗 They’re connected — every one counts!
Play now and don’t miss your shot! 🎯
Hey Siri, set an alarm for 4PM. There’s gonna be piles of TON here! 😉🏆
Читать полностью…🫵 Asked for it, extending for 10 more minutes, HURRY UP!
Читать полностью…You chose — Nico delivers! 👑
Free Wheel Spins on me 🎁
Click here to claim!
Yo, it’s Nico 👑
You made enough noise, so I pulled some strings 😉
Early gift? You got it 🎁
Click HERE and act surprised.
THE CLUBS TOWEL FIGHT IS LIVE ♣️🔥
16 brackets. 400 winners (!!)
Each winner grabs a CLUBS TOWEL Rare Artifact!!
Don’t blink! lock your spot NOW 😉
*You’ve got until 10:00 UTC tomorrow
Another shot at the Jordan Artifact?! 😱
Get back in the game and smash those events before it’s too damn late ⏱
Yo! World’s acting weird again ☢️
Can’t believe I’m saying this… but here’s your daily shot of sanity: FREE WHEEL SPINS! 🎁
Click here to claim! 😉
Yo! Grab my DAILY GIFT before they realize what’s going on!! 👑
Click here & claim!
Shit is getting real.
Introducing ACID Coin 🫠 — unlocking the next level of your trip with Boinkers.
What started as a crazy idea is now an unstoppable movement with millions worldwide. ACID is built to give you control over everything you’ve earned.
A Memecoin with too much power and zero adult supervision. Rewarded *only* to those who are actively playing!
🚀 Inside @AcidGamesBot:
* 🪙 Manage your assets, collectibles and progress
* 💸 Earn Drop Credits as you play — higher tier = bigger credit
* 🎁 Access exclusive perks and rewards others can’t get
❓ ACID Q&A ❓
🫠 What is ACID Coin?
ACID is the living symbol of crypto’s unhinged and unstoppable culture.
If you hold ACID, you’re part of this culture. If not — you’re a normie. Left behind in the old world.
This is the meme. The whole meme. Nothing but the meme.
🫠 What happened to BOINK, is it a separate coin? Are there 2 tokens now?
No. We’re just changing the name. ACID melts your face better than BOINK.
There is only ONE token: ACID.
Same circus. New clown.
🫠 Why did BOINK turn into ACID?
ACID is a growing collection of games, events, and experiences. Where BOINK was just one game, ACID is a whole playground for your dumb trip.
It's a parody on fire. A mirror to the crypto circus — and the reflection’s melting.
🫠 What happens to all my Shitcoins, Boinkers I sent to the moon, and my progress in Boinkers?
Kept safe. ACID has it all.
Everything you’ve done (ever) — and everything you will do in Boinkers — continues to count toward your rewards via ACID ID.
Even your meme crimes are archived. Forever.
🫠 How does Acid ID work?
Your ACID ID is auto-connected to your Boinkers account and stores your assets, progress, and rank — all in one place.
🫠 What does my Rank mean in ACID?
Your Rank = your current weekly standing.
Every week you receive a Drop Credit based on your Rank:
* Higher Rank = Better Credit
* Rank also unlocks exclusive Daily Perks
🫠 How do I rank up?
Advance in 3 drop factors:
1️⃣ Shitcoins you collect in Boinkers
2️⃣ Boinkers you send to the moon
3️⃣ Acid Drops you can ONLY win from the Wheel of Fortune (your dumb luck!)
🫠 Does it reset my progress in Boinkers?
No reset. ACID is built to balance the entire game economy — which exploded as millions joined in. It takes into account ALL of your progress:
* When you joined Boinkers
* How much you played
* Every action you’ve taken
You’ll also receive historic Drop Credits — so if you were active before, you’ll now have Credits that new players can’t earn.
Drop Credits are always given based on community activity during every week and benchmarked against the economy setting at that time. So for example, if you were active in the early start of Boinkers, before the economy exploded, you will receive a drop credit based on that, not based on how the economy is now. It is always relative.
This addresses the game changes and inflation in economy over time. We basically took a SNAPSHOT for every week you were active.
🫠 What is the future roadmap for ACID?
This isn’t a roadmap. It’s a trip.
The best part is, it’s shaped by YOU. We are just building the rollercoaster. You will decide if this is a good trip or a bad trip. Either way — it's a trip you can't ignore!
🫠 Wen?
When the world melts. Don’t miss it.
▶️ How do I access ACID ID?
Click here: t.me/AcidGamesBot
## Still got questions about your ACID trip?
#DontTripAlone — hit us up anytime.
YO! The clock’s ticking ⏱
Today’s your LAST chance to join the madness — this event’s gone POOF by EOD!
Don’t sleep on it… Nico’s watching 👀🔥
Fine. You win.
Here’s your damn GIFT 👑
Don’t say Nico never gave you anything 👑
Click here to claim! 🎁
Yo, it’s Nico 😉
Grab your FREE WHEEL SPINS now!!🔥
Don’t sleep — it’s gone fast!
Collect now!
16 brackets. 69 minutes ⏱
16 champs walking away with TON 🪙
You in or what? 👑
Boinkers AMA is LIVE! 🎙️🚨
Don’t miss it 👀
Jump in: /channel/+8ch2NmosrxBlOTU8
4 EVENTS. 1 GLORIOUS MISSION. 🏛️
💰 Complete them all and the treasure is YOURS!
🔗 They’re all connected — you’ll need to master each one to succeed.
Play now & build your empire to greatness! 👑
Time for a Boinkers AMA 😉
If you haven’t joined Nico’s Squad yet… now’s a great opportunity to join! 🚀
Jump right in and learn all about some of the stuff we’ve got cooking for you Shitcoinaires! 🧑💻
Going live at 1pm UTC! See you there! 😱
/channel/+8ch2NmosrxBlOTU8
Pokergram Chips Hunt IS LIVE ♣️
❓ How many Chips can you win?
🟥 BOINK:
1st: 300B | 2nd: 200B | 3rd: 120B | 4th: 70B | 5th: 40B | 6th: 30B | 7th: 20B | 8th: 10B | 9th: 5B | 10th: 3B
🟪 Master:
1st: 30B | 2nd: 20B | 3rd: 12B | 4th: 7B | 5th: 4B | 6th: 3B | 7th: 2B | 8th: 1B | 9th: 500M | 10th: 300M
🟦 Diamond:
1st: 15B | 2nd: 10B | 3rd: 6B | 4th: 3.5B | 5th: 2B | 6th: 1.5B | 7th: 1B | 8th: 500M | 9th: 250M | 10th: 150M
🟨 Gold:
1st: 6B | 2nd: 4B | 3rd: 2.4B | 4th: 1.4B | 5th: 800M | 6th: 600M | 7th: 400M | 8th: 200M | 9th: 100M | 10th: 60M
⬜️ Silver:
1st: 4B | 2nd: 2.7B | 3rd: 1.6B | 4th: 900M | 5th: 500M | 6th: 400M | 7th: 300M | 8th: 100M | 9th: 50M | 10th: 30M
🟫 Bronze:
1st: 3B | 2nd: 2B | 3rd: 1.2B | 4th: 700M | 5th: 400M | 6th: 300M | 7th: 200M | 8th: 100M | 9th: 50M | 10th: 25M
*We’re pulling winners straight from the Shit leaderboards 💩
Event ends today EOD UTC & Prize distribution is tomorrow by EOD UTC!! 😉
EASIEST EVENT SINCE THE ROMAN EMPIRE FELL 🏛️
Not kidding.
Get in there and grab the shiny stuff before it disappears! 🎁
🚨 ULTRA WHEEL is back, baby!
Spin now before it's GONE ⏱
SURPRISE!! 🚨
ULTRA WHEEL is LIVE for 1 HOUR ONLY! 🚀⏱
SPIN NOW or cry later 😉