Boinkers News

13 Jul 2025 18:31

ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUSION?! 👍😱

Boinkers News

13 Jul 2025 10:38

🎹 The PIANO TOILET is officially in play! 🏆
💩 TOP 250 of today’s Shit Generators will WIN it!!

You have by EOD UTC to show the world how much SHIT you’ve got in you!

Top 1 gets 10 Piano Toilets
Top 2 gets 9
Top 3 gets 8
Top 4 gets 7
Top 5 gets 6
Top 6 -10 get 5
Top 11-20 get 4
Top 21-50 get 3
Top 51-100 get 2
Top 101 - 250 get 1

Happy pooping, you assholes! 😘

Boinkers News

13 Jul 2025 01:18

⚠️ Almost WRAPPED UP and READY! Excepted liftoff: JULY 14th 00:30 UTC ⚠️

How much Spins or Wheels you have left?!

Boinkers News

12 Jul 2025 13:51

The SNOWMAN TOILET is HERE! 🚽
TOP 250 of today’s Shit Generators will WIN it!! ✨✨

You have by EOD UTC to show the world how much SHIT you’ve got in you!

Top 1 gets 10 Snowman Toilets
Top 2 gets 9
Top 3 gets 8
Top 4 gets 7
Top 5 gets 6
Top 6 -10 get 5
Top 11-20 get 4
Top 21-50 get 3
Top 51-100 get 2
Top 101 - 250 get 1

Happy pooping, you assholes! 💩

Boinkers News

12 Jul 2025 02:18

The Fight for Snowy Wiper rare artifact is ON! 1,000+ Winners!

Boinkers News

11 Jul 2025 13:31

❄️ The SNOW SOAP is officially in play! 🏆
💩 TOP 250 of today’s Shit Generators will WIN it!!

You have by EOD UTC to show the world how much SHIT you’ve got in you!

Top 1 gets 10 Snow Soap
Top 2 gets 9
Top 3 gets 8
Top 4 gets 7
Top 5 gets 6
Top 6 -10 get 5
Top 11-20 get 4
Top 21-50 get 3
Top 51-100 get 2
Top 101 - 250 get 1

Only the dirtiest earn the cleanest. You know what to do 😘

Boinkers News

11 Jul 2025 09:15

GET MY FREE GIFT NOW!! 😘🛞

Boinkers News

11 Jul 2025 00:07

The FIGHT for Snow Machine is ON!!!
17 brackets. 1,000+ winners (!!)
Each winner grabs a SNOW TOWEL Rare Artifact!!

*You’ve got until Jul 11th 11AM UTC today!

Boinkers News

10 Jul 2025 11:41

THE SNOW TOWEL FIGHT IS LIVE 🏆❄️

17 brackets. 1,000+ winners (!!)
Each winner grabs a SNOW TOWEL Rare Artifact!!
Don’t blink! lock your spot NOW 😉

*You’ve got until 10PM UTC today!

Boinkers News

10 Jul 2025 09:51

GET THIS FREE GIFT NOW!! 🎁
Click HERE! 🛞

Boinkers News

09 Jul 2025 14:23

4 EVENTS. 1 PANDA'S PAW!! 🐼

⚡️ Complete them all to score a BIG reward.
🔗 They’re connected — every one counts!

Play now and don’t miss your shot! 🎯

Boinkers News

09 Jul 2025 09:47

Get this GIFT before it's GONE! 😘🛞

Boinkers News

08 Jul 2025 17:39

4 EVENTS. 1 HUGE REWARD! 🎁

⚡️ Complete them all to score a BIG reward.
🔗 They’re connected — every one counts!

Play now and don’t miss your shot! 🎯

Boinkers News

08 Jul 2025 08:24

Yo! 😁
We all need three things:
💆🏻‍♂️A good massage
🚁 A private chopper
🛞 Free Wheel Spins

I can only deliver the third.

Click here & Enjoy your Free Wheels! 🎁

Boinkers News

07 Jul 2025 14:08

Boinkers VS Uni Jump 🚨
Community Battle is ON — and we’re not here to make friends.

Head over to Uni, select Team Boinkers under the tasks section, and start collecting Shit Coins 💩

🤪100 TON Prize Pool🤪

We’re not cute. We’re chaotic.
This is Boinkers, baby. 🧻🔥

👉 Join the Battle NOW

Boinkers News

13 Jul 2025 15:34

🚨 MAFIA WARS2 is LIVE only until the end of the day! ⏱
You’ve still got a shot to claim the legendary CRYPTO WASH Artifact! ⚡️

Boinkers News

13 Jul 2025 09:17

Yo, it’s Nico 😘
You made enough noise, so I pulled some strings 💥
Early gift? You got it 🛞
Click HERE and act surprised.

Boinkers News

12 Jul 2025 17:27

SCARY DETERGENT FIGHT IS ON!!!
Don't miss a chance to WIN this rare artifact!

+1,000 WINNERS!

Boinkers News

12 Jul 2025 02:37

DON’T MISS the Burning Quest to complete this artifacts collection.

Boinkers News

11 Jul 2025 21:31

🧊 OUR TITANIC JUST HIT AN ICEBERG (pun-intended) 🧊

Our devs fk*d up and wildly underestimated the level of absolute degen madness you unleashed.

⚠The Pudgy Penguin takeover is delayed 24–48h so we can reinforce the servers, safeguard the OG Snapshot, and not melt the timeline. ⚠

🛞The good news is that by YOUR popular demand the ULTRA WHEEL will stay ON until the event starts.
AND you can still win 2 more RARE and 1 additional EPIC Artifacts.🛞

More chaos. More loot. More time to spin.

REMEMBER! BURN YOUR WHEELS AND ENERGY BEFORE IT GOES ZERO, luckily you now have extra time ❤‍🔥

Boinkers News

11 Jul 2025 11:15

The WHITE TOILET is HERE! 🚽
TOP 250 of today’s Shit Generators will WIN it!! ✨✨

You have by EOD UTC to show the world how much SHIT you’ve got in you!

Top 1 gets 10 White Toilet
Top 2 gets 9
Top 3 gets 8
Top 4 gets 7
Top 5 gets 6
Top 6 -10 get 5
Top 11-20 get 4
Top 21-50 get 3
Top 51-100 get 2
Top 101 - 250 get 1

Happy pooping, you assholes! 😘💩

Boinkers News

11 Jul 2025 02:52

😱Less than 24 hours!!!! 😱 next level shit is dropping SOON 👀

Boinkers News

10 Jul 2025 12:37

ULTRA WHEEL IS ON! 🚨
Spin FAST before it's GONE!

Boinkers News

10 Jul 2025 10:10

The SNOW TOILET is HERE! 🚽❄️
TOP 250 of today’s Shit Generators will WIN it!! ✨✨

You have by EOD UTC to show the world how much SHIT you’ve got in you!

Top 1 gets 10 Snow Toilets
Top 2 gets 9
Top 3 gets 8
Top 4 gets 7
Top 5 gets 6
Top 6 -10 get 5
Top 11-20 get 4
Top 21-50 get 3
Top 51-100 get 2
Top 101 - 250 get 1

Happy pooping, you assholes! 😘💩

Boinkers News

10 Jul 2025 08:19

🚨 NICO HERE WITH AN IMPORTANT UPDATE 😁

In 48 hours, we’re entering a new chapter...

❄️ Pudgy Penguins Hostile Takeover Begins 😈

⏱ Event starts: July 12th, 00:30 UTC
On this date, everyone’s game progress will reset to ZERO.

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🎇 Why the Reset?

1. OG SNAPSHOT — We’re locking in the legacy of our loyal early players.

2. Fair Play — A massive event deserves a level playing field for all players.

3. Economy 2.0 & True Play — This reset clears inflation, sharpens balance, and levels up quality — for the game, the economy, and the community. It sets the foundation for things that were impossible before. Stay tuned.

🔥 READ THIS CAREFULLY:

After July 12th at 00:30 UTC:

🚫 OG ASSETS ARE GONE. FOREVER.

You will NEVER be able to earn these again:

* 💩 OG Shitcoins
* 😁OG Boinkers you sent to the moon
* 🗿 Artifacts

> ❗️ These assets will no longer be obtainable by *anyone*.
> ❗️ Whatever you have before the event begins is ALL you'll ever have.

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🔐 What Happens to What You Already Own?

* ✅ All of your current assets (OG Shitcoins, OG Boinkers sent to the moon, Artifacts) and upcoming NEW assets are safely stored and will play a role in future ACID ID drops.

You can always access ACID here: @AcidGamesBot

* 🔄 Unused spins & energy will be converted into Luck Drop Credits:
Using the following formula: Luck Credit = (Slot Spins / 250 + Wheel Spins) / 1000

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⚠️ Final Checklist Before the Takeover:

* Burn through that energy ⚡️
* Use your wheel spins 🎰
* Grab those last Artifacts 🗿Send as many OG Boinkers to the moon and Stack heaps of OG Shitcoins!

> ⚠️ This is your *final* chance to earn these game assets. Don’t sleep on it. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.


## 📦 The Future Starts Now

The OG era ends in 48 hours — permanently.
From here on out, only the bold and loyal will claim what’s next. Don’t fall behind. Don’t trip alone to the moon.

Let’s roll. 💩🧻🔥

Boinkers News

09 Jul 2025 14:01

24 HOURS LEFT!! 🫠🔥
Acid ID Leagues are flying by — and so should you!!

Still time to climb 🚀
Still time to earn ⚡️
Still time to win BIG 👑

Don’t slow down now!!
#DontTripAlone

Boinkers News

09 Jul 2025 01:12

🚨 GOGGLES LAST CALL 🥽
We’re giving you 15 extra hours to collect Artifacts,
and launching a brand new event to win the one and only SnowGoggles Artifact!

You know what to do 🔥😁

Boinkers News

08 Jul 2025 11:04

Boinkers x Uni Jump 🚨
This is your chance to win piece of 100 TON + 45,000 Stars!
It’s time to step up and COLLECT those 💩 Shitcoins!

Here’s your fast track to winning:

🚀 Step 1 – Complete Boinkers tasks in Uni Jump
➡️ That unlocks an easy +20X boost

⚡ Step 2 – Upgrade Power using coins
➡️ More boost = more coins = more wins

With max boost, you can go up to 165x coin gain! 👑

The team with the most Shitcoins wins and splits the prize!

It’s not too late — you can still make a difference.
Let’s show them Boinkers don’t back down 😁

Boinkers News

07 Jul 2025 17:13

NEW LEAGUES ARE LIVE — BUT ONLY FOR 36 HOURS! 🔥🫠
This one’s short, wild, and packed with rewards ⚡️

Climb FAST ⏱
Earn your Acid Drop Credits 🫠
Unlock amazing perks 👑

Check your new rank!!
#DontTripAlone

Boinkers News

07 Jul 2025 12:37

Fire Da_Cannon’s LIVE 🔥💣
200+ brackets = your best shot at the top ranks!

Collect those cannons and win BIG! 👑🔋

You know the drill, legends 💩