Bullshit_Catalouge

08 Dec 2016 20:50

Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy...

Lives in the White House.

Bullshit_Catalouge

02 Dec 2016 13:00

Some people may hate Christianity, some people may hate Islam, but I think we can agree that mostly everybody hates Scientology.

Bullshit_Catalouge

23 Nov 2016 22:18

Morpheus and Neo are plugged in to the Matrix and having a chat.

Morpheus turns to Neo, "In this world you can be anything you want."

There is a short silence.

Neo: "Then why are you a nigger?"

Bullshit_Catalouge

23 Nov 2016 11:42

Sleep is an addictive hallucinogen. It puts you in a state of altered reality and you go through pretty serious withdrawal symptoms when you try to quit it.

Bullshit_Catalouge

22 Nov 2016 01:13

I am 100% less likely to click a link from a google result that has [AD] next to it.

Bullshit_Catalouge

19 Nov 2016 10:48

We all live in a paradox. Your reality will always be different from my reality, just as my reality will always be different from your reality. At the same time, both of our realities are not the true reality.

Bullshit_Catalouge

14 Nov 2016 12:32

Mother Russia, Yakutsk, -40, child with icecream.

Bullshit_Catalouge

10 Nov 2016 22:11

You can either dance or hate

Bullshit_Catalouge

05 Dec 2016 12:06

http://coub.com/view/i9bpj

Bullshit_Catalouge

01 Dec 2016 17:04

What if in a parallel universe where Google asks us questions and we have all the answers ?

Bullshit_Catalouge

23 Nov 2016 21:58

Thats a whole new level man !

Bullshit_Catalouge

22 Nov 2016 15:34

I still cannot get why there is a "share" button in PornHub. I want for sure to share with all my Facebook friends and all my Twitter followers what kind of porn I'm watching at the moment!

Bullshit_Catalouge

21 Nov 2016 12:53

If a priest will start to marry gay couples in countries where it's banned he has a good chance of becoming a saint in about a hundred years

Bullshit_Catalouge

14 Nov 2016 14:25

Reddit has interesting stories from people I don't know, while facebook has uninteresting stories from people I do know.

Bullshit_Catalouge

14 Nov 2016 11:03

My masturbation standards are a lot higher than my dating standards.

Bullshit_Catalouge

10 Nov 2016 15:39

I wish I was as happy as him