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Diana Kot's travel journal. Some pictures www.instagram.com/catidiana Articles www.facebook.com/catidiana Videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHI8QPW7XQDwz4hwN2B7z-A

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It's time for baby ducks season ^_^

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Finally, the 3-weeks rain in Madrid is over and I went for a day trip to Toledo.

1. I bought a 7-sightseeing pass for 13 euros. It was interesting, but 4 turned out to be just fillers (I'll post photos on Instagram later)

2. The city is incredibly beautiful. Once again, I wonder how people live here, what their standards for beautiful architecture are, do they feel like they're in a fairy tale

3. All the guidebooks says to try the famous Toledo marzipan. They reminded me of how my grandmother and I used to make cookies in our childhood, first using cookie cutters, and then from leftovers whatever came to mind.

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McMuffin Bacon without bacon - it's like the title of my autobiography.

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Mona Lisa at a discount.

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Congratulating women on March 8 with "Women's Day" and "Spring Day" is like congratulating black people on Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday with "Black People’s Day" and "Second New Year."

And it would be even clother if, on this day, white coworkers handed black employees a bucket of fried chicken and a card that says, "The chocolate decoration of our team."

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I wasted two hours of my life watching Trump's speech, and those were two hours I'll never get back.

Here are some highlights you might have missed if you just watched the news:

1. Right at the beginning, Al Green (big advocate for Trump’s impeachment) got kicked out of the room. The reason? Democrats believe Trump will aggressively cut social programs for the poor under the guise of "budget optimization" and Green was protesting and didn't let Trump start his speech.

2. Trump's biggest achievements, according to himself: fighting immigrants and transgender people. And gulf of America.

3. He declared himself the most effective president in U.S. history.

4. Gave a shoutout to Elon Musk and bragged about slashing dozens of social programs in Africa.

5. Threatened Greenland, saying it will be part of the U.S. whether it wants to or not.

6. Brought in "ordinary people" to reinforce the need to fight against immigrants and trans rights. Shared a tragic story of a woman about how her daughter once came home from school and said her pronouns are they/them.

7. Announced plans to introduce the death penalty for killing a police officer.

8. Couldn’t go five seconds without bashing Biden, saying he destroyed the country, and warning how much worse it would be with Kamala.

9. The Republican side of Congress got an unexpected leg day workout, doing squats every 30 seconds to stand and applaud Trump.

10. Overall? Painfully boring. No fights, no scandals. Ukraine got one sentence at the end, where Trump proudly mentioned that Zelensky wrote him a letter (look up the TikTok trend “Trump was born to be a teenage girl”).

My key takeaway?
Trump is an incredible speaker. He can say absolute nonsense with such confidence and smooth delivery that you almost believe it. I'm pretty sure at least half of his "facts" were made up on the spot, but his audience? They buy into 100% of it.

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When it seems that you can no longer be shocked by the news, being shocked reaches a new level.

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For a long time I didn’t understand why when in a cafe I say “I want tea” in Spanish, they look at me with such a surprise.

But the fact is that “quiero te” means both “I want tea” and “I want you.” That is, my usual dialogue in cafe looks like this:
- "What do you want?"
- "I want you".
- "What?!"
- "You".

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So far my impression on Spanish cities

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Moved to Madrid for 2 months. If the location where Madrid is about to end and the forest is about to begin can still be called Madrid.

In permanent shock from the news. Some strange scenario where two super-villains united and we are going to hell.

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How do you guys feel about electric candles? I think it's not the same #oldbeliever

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Maybe this theme is popular but I see it mostly in Spain - versions of popular mass market stores for men.

I think it's great. Finally a place where men can be fashionable, pose, take pictures, not pretend to be toxic masculine and not be afraid to be themselves.

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Sitting in a cafe. A very handsome man comes in.
Me: "Oh, what a handsome man!"
A little later his children run up.
A little later his male partner comes up.

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Weather in the morning vs weather in the evening.

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Standing in line at passport control.

First thought: oh, russians will now have to quarantine for 3 months to enter the EU, good.
And then I noticed that its talking about pets.

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I just realized that I have a serious tea addiction. And I don't know why in Madrid there are no kettles in houses and people don't drink tea. In Valencia we always had tea, but here it's the second house without tea.

Today I asked my neighbor what I should heat water for tea in. He suggested I do it in the microwave. I know how to say "What are you saying, dog" in Spanish, but I decided not to ruin the relationship right away.

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My level of antisociality: afraid to go to the gym because they'll laugh at my mistakes.

Also the atmosphere in the gym: A guy with a Coca-Cola instead of water. Level: God.

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I paid $20 a month for ChatGPT and then they decided to take $24 from my card.

I'm shocked. It turns out these are VAT. Firstly, this violates EU laws. Secondly, the subscription description doesn't say anything about taxes.

I wrote to support and got the answer "these are VAT. So what are you going to do to us now". Eeeee...

What can we really do?

American idiocracy is starting to creep into every crack. It's time to switch to DeepSeek.

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Museo Nacional del Prado ruined my dream to take a picture with Saturn. Honestly first time in my life I visit national museum with "no photos" policy (except some areas like Sistine Chapel in Vatican).

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I am highly confused by this hair conditioner instruction.

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Meta blocked my story so I put a link to SNL parody on trump and musk here
https://youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU?si=CKaCzhWs4i4sTDoR

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Of all the ways to cook eggs, hard-boiled eggs are my least favorite.

Recently a new fear has been unlocked - accidentally buying a pack of already hard-boiled eggs. Yes, they are sold in Mercadona. And yes, they clearly say "cooked" in large print in two languages.

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Today I bought a gym membership, after which some guy bought me churros at a cafe. Very mixed signals from the universe.

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Found glitch in Madrid transportation system: 10 metro rides cost 6 euros.

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Friends, I'll be honest with you, I'm afraid of hairdressers because I cry terribly and hate myself after each visit. I haven't had my hair cut for 2 years and for the last year I've been dyeing my hair myself (remember that horrible bleaching?).

But during the surgery my hair was very damaged and I couldn't restore it, so I decided to do this thing called enzyme therapy. It ended up costing a lot because my hair is long. And it ends up looking really bad :(

I also found a wig store near my house and they even had fake moustaches I'm considering to buy.

Why do we women have to suffer all this.

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My face when it is photographed on a brick after I photographed a person with an iPhone.

In short: my phone broke just before the surgery and I bought another one, and now everything is even worse than before.

To whom who received iPhones as gifts, recommend me courses.

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So apparently now we have alcoholic cola:/

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Found place for Jesus in my life.

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Do you know what's going on?

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How many mistakes did AI make?

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