Suddenly I feel like I’m lying on the hellishly brutal rocks of mount doom with my best hammie fren in the entire world….so close to just giving up after such a terribly brutal, exhausting, and arduous journey.
Literally about to call it quits when that lil motherfucker that’s been there with me the entire time suddenly looks up and says,
“Don’t you remember The volume, Mr. Degen? It’ll be spring soon. And the contracts will be in blossom. And the hammies will nesting in the yield thicket. And they’ll be reaping the summer delta sacrifices in the deep farm vaults….and eating the first of the liquidation waves with sweet volume. Do you remember the taste of volume?”
And somehow that lil mofo’s sweet words of encouragement fill me with enough strength and copium to finish the job and toss that damn ring into the fire.
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Читать полностью…Suddenly I 👁 feel 😁 like 💖 I’m 👌 lying 😒 on 🔛 the 👏 hellishly brutal rocks of 💦 mount doom 😵 with 👏 my 👨 best 👌 hammie fren in 👏 the 👏 entire 👏 world….so close 🌍 to 💦 just 👏 giving 😘 up 🔺 after 👀 such 😳 a 👌 terribly brutal, exhausting, 😩 and 👏 arduous journey. 🏃
Literally 👋 about 💦 to 💦 call 📲 it 💯 quits when 🕗 that 😐 lil motherfucker 👅 that’s 💪 been 👏 there 👌 with 👏 me 😭 the 👏 entire 👏 time 🕐 suddenly looks 👀 up 🔺 and 👏 says, 💁
“Don’t you 👈 remember 💭 The 👏 volume, Mr. Degen? It’ll 👼 be 🐝 spring 🌺 soon. 🔜 And 👏 the 👏 contracts will 👏 be 🐝 in 👏 blossom. And 👏 the 👏 hammies will 👏 nesting in 👏 the 👏 yield thicket. And 👏 they’ll be 🐝 reaping the 👏 summer 🌊 delta sacrifices in 👏 the 👏 deep 😱 farm 🐖 vaults….and eating 👅 the 👏 first 👆 of 💦 the 👏 liquidation waves 👀 with 👏 sweet 🍯 volume. Do 👌 you 👈 remember 💭 the 👏 taste 👅 of 💦 volume?”
And 👏 somehow 😆 that 😐 lil mofo’s sweet 🍯 words 📓 of 💦 encouragement fill 😦 me 😭 with 👏 enough 💦 strength 💪 and 👏 copium to 💦 finish 🏁 the 👏 job 😕 and 👏 toss 💪 that 😐 damn 😤 ring 📞 into 👉 the 👏 fire. 🔥
I don't have to. No man would accept all the money and gifts that I've been sending her
Читать полностью…Treasury up, treasury down. My parking lot is full and my main mechanic fucked his back up. The unpaid intern is a complete fucking retard and I shouldn’t have agreed to let him come on for a bit but I’m too nice to tell him to fuck off 🙄 19 cars outside…don’t think I’ll be home for dinner tonight with the old lady 😂
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