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21 Sep 2024 15:27

📊 Yo, crypto fam! Out of the top 300 coins on CoinMarketCap, only 42 have outperformed Bitcoin in 2024. And get this—10 of the top 15 are straight-up meme coins! 🐶

Of the top performers, 20 tokens got listed on Binance last year or earlier, and 5 made their debut this year. 📈 Looks like it’s a meme coin season, but the competition with BTC is still fierce!

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Bitcoin #Altcoins #MemeCoins #CryptoRankings

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18 Sep 2024 17:41

🎬 Yo, crypto fam! Big news—today marks the global release of the movie "An Ethereum Story", all about Vitalik Buterin! 📽️ Thanks to the Ethereum community, the premiere is hitting 23 countries worldwide through a "decentralized" streaming event. 🌍

Missed the live premiere? No worries—starting September 20, it’ll be available on major streaming platforms. Get ready to dive into the Ethereum legend!

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Ethereum #Buterin #CryptoCinema

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16 Sep 2024 17:23

📊 Hey, crypto fam! Even with Bitcoin’s price on the rise, we’re not seeing that usual spike in transaction volume. Tech analyst Ali Martinez pointed out this red flag, saying it shows BTC hasn’t fully returned to a true upward trajectory just yet. 📉

Bulls still gathering strength or just a temporary pump.. 🤔

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Bitcoin #CryptoAnalysis #BullTrap

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12 Sep 2024 19:47

📊 Hey, crypto fam! Fresh off the press—a Deutsche Bank survey shows U.S. consumers are warming up to crypto!

😀 Less than 1% are calling it a "fad," while over half see it as a legit asset class and payment method. 🔥 Even better? 65% think crypto could eventually replace cash!

But it ain't all moon talk... 🌓 When it comes to Bitcoin, opinions are split: a third of folks see it staying below $60k by year-end, and just 12%-14% believe it’ll crack $70k. 🧐

Stablecoins are facing some serious doubt, too—with only 18% expecting them to thrive and 42% betting on their decline. 🤷‍♂️ Plus, over half of those surveyed are worried about a major crypto collapse in the next two years.

What’s your take, fam? 💬

👍 - Crypto is our future
🌚 - There will be a crypto collapse
🗿 - I am a stone

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#CryptoAdoption #Stablecoins #MarketSentiment

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10 Sep 2024 18:46

💰 Yo, crypto fam! Big moves from Tether, TRON, and TRM Labs—they’re launching the first-ever private sector unit to tackle financial crimes and fight off cybercriminals!

Introducing the T3 Financial Crime Unit (T3 FCU)! 👮‍♂️ On-chain analysts will be on the front lines, cracking down on the illegal use of USDT on the TRON network.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Tether #TRON #TRMLabs #CryptoSecurity

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07 Sep 2024 18:52

🚨 Yo, crypto fam! Heads up! New Android malware alert: SpyAgent is stealing private keys from screenshots on your phone!

🔎 McAfee experts have identified this sneaky software using Optical Character Recognition (OCR) to scan images stored on your device and extract sensitive info. It spreads through malicious links!

🚫 These links lead to fake legit websites, tricking you into downloading the app... and boom, you got SpyAgent!

👀 This malware is hiding under the guise of banking, government, and streaming apps, so stay sharp!

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#SpyAgent #CryptoSecurity #StaySafe

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03 Sep 2024 16:45

😎 Hey, fam! Tigran Gambaryan from Binance is having a rough time in a Nigerian court.

His lawyers claim he's sick and needs hospitalization, but prosecutors say Tigran is perfectly fine and refused treatment himself. From the video, it doesn’t look like he’s struggling much…

☹️ Maybe CZ figured out that a U.S. jail isn't the worst place to be after all .

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Binance #Nigeria #CZ

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30 Aug 2024 18:14

💰 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with the latest from El Salvador:

Bitcoin Project Didn’t Meet Expectations

President Nayib Bukele admitted that while his plan to make the country a Bitcoin hub has been positive overall, it didn’t quite meet expectations.

Bitcoin didn’t achieve the widespread adoption we hoped for. I feel it could’ve done better, but there’s still time to make improvements.

I truly believe the positives outweigh the negatives, and the issues we faced are minor.

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28 Aug 2024 17:17

👏 Hey, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with a story of hardcore hustle:

A Japanese woman, Saki Tamogami, started saving at 18 with a goal to buy 3 houses by 34. She went all out, spending only $1.5 a day on food, eating straight from the pot to save on dish soap, and repurposing clothes from relatives.

Fast forward—she now owns 3 properties worth $75k, $140k, and $280k, all rented out and bringing in that passive income 💵.

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26 Aug 2024 18:37

😐 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with some spicy news:

Turns out, women aren't really vibing with dudes who are into crypto. Date Psychology did a survey with 814 people and found that crypto is one of the least attractive hobbies for men, with only 23.1% of respondents finding it appealing.

Looks like we’ve got some work to do, fellas! Keep stacking sats, but maybe don’t lead with that on a date. 😂

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#CryptoDating #CryptoLife #Humor

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25 Aug 2024 12:29

#️⃣ Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with some wild news!

💎 Toncoin Crashes Over 15% After Pavel Durov’s Arrest

On August 24, 2024, Telegram founder Pavel Durov was arrested at Le Bourget Airport near Paris. Following this bombshell, Toncoin (TON) plunged over 15% in just 24 hours. Futures liquidations on the asset hit $4.33 million.

Reports say Durov was detained after stepping off a private jet with a bodyguard and a woman. The court claims that Telegram's tools and Durov’s lack of cooperation with law enforcement make him an accomplice in crimes.

The TON team confirmed the arrest on X (formerly Twitter) but assured that the community remains strong.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#FreePavel #FreeDurov #Ton

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21 Aug 2024 19:41

🤜 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with some heavy global vibes:

🌐 Global debt just smashed past $315 trillion, over 333% of the world’s GDP! This spike’s been fueled by massive borrowing since 2020, thanks to the fallout from COVID-19. With debt levels soaring, we could be facing some serious economic turbulence ahead—think higher debt servicing costs and financial instability. Countries and companies are gonna need to step up and manage this debt load, or risk heading straight into crisis mode.

📶 Stay sharp and keep your eyes on the prize!

#GlobalDebt #EconomicCrisis

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20 Aug 2024 21:19

💸 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with the top three reasons why BTC’s pumping:

⏺ Hodlers Stackin' – The long-term BTC believers are grabbing up cheap coins from short-term sellers, stacking that sats 🫡

⏺ Miners Holding Tight – August's got BTC miners in accumulation mode, keeping their bags full 💵

⏺ Liquidity on the Rise – Stablecoin supply is back to February 2024 levels, meaning there’s plenty of cash ready to scoop up more $BTC

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Bitcoin #NotFinancialAdvice #StaySavvy

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18 Aug 2024 14:05

😒 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with some wild news from the Russian crypto scene!

🐹 Hamster Kombat Shaves Investors!

Russian media dropped a bomb, linking Eduard Gurinovich to Hamster Kombat (though he claims he's just a partner). The game was developed by Arenum, backed by AD RU, but Gurinovich says it’s a separate project, leaving AD RU high and dry.

200 influencers pumped $450k into the game, expecting a cut, but now it looks like they got shaved too.

The hamster’s already shaved investors and influencers—who’s next?

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#HamsterKombat #CryptoDrama #WhoisNext

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15 Aug 2024 17:01

🍸 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN bringing you some fresh updates!

💎 Following Base’s announcement, TON has revealed plans to launch $TON Teleport $BTC later this year—a reliable and secure bridge for seamless Bitcoin transfers to and from the TON network. Looks like “tgBTC” will be the wrapped Bitcoin on TON, similar to wBTC.

😒 Everyone’s gunning for your Bitcoin these days!

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#TON #Bitcoin #tgBTC

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19 Sep 2024 20:05

🎮 Yo, crypto gamers! Play Solana just dropped a bomb with their first portable Web3 gaming device—PSG1 (Play Solana Gen1), powered by Solana blockchain! 🔥

They're promising a whole new gaming ecosystem, and pre-orders are set to be announced tomorrow at the Solana Breakpoint event. 🚀

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Solana #PSG1 #Web3Gaming

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17 Sep 2024 18:49

🍸 Yo, crypto fam! Wintermute just dropped some big news—they’re teaming up with Chaos Labs to launch a public smart contract for the prediction market! 🎯

Next week, they’re rolling out OutcomeMarket, offering zero-fee minting and trading on Ethereum, Base, and Arbitrum. First up—prediction tokens on the U.S. elections!

You'll be able to trade TRUMP and HARRIS tokens, with support from Bebop, WOO, and Backpack. This could get interesting! 👀

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Wintermute #OutcomeMarket #PredictionMarket

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15 Sep 2024 15:17

⚡️ Yo, crypto fam! Let’s break down this crazy week—Bitcoin is back above $60k, Durov's turning in criminals, Tether’s in hot water again. Here’s the scoop:

Crypto Rundown:

⏺ Bitcoin is back over $60,000
The Fear & Greed Index jumped to 50, putting us in the neutral zone.

⏺ Telegram’s linking up with French police, and Revolut bank announced listing of Toncoin. Toncoin’s up 23% for the week, now sitting at $5.6. Durov’s legal drama in France? No sweat for TON’s price!

⏺ Tether drama: The WSJ called USDT the "shadow dollar" of the criminal underworld, and Consumers' Research predicts a crash like FTX. Tether being a scam has been a rumor since 2018, but guess what—it’s still the leading stablecoin by market cap.

⏺ SEC clarified that when they called crypto securities, they didn’t mean the tokens themselves. They’re talking about the whole token launch process as an investment contract. Sounds legit, but who's really listening at this point?

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Bitcoin #Tether #SEC

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11 Sep 2024 21:46

📊 Yo, crypto fam! Bitwise just dropped a forecast for a Bitcoin rally in Q4, once the macroeconomic and political fog clears up in the U.S.

😓 September’s been historically brutal for Bitcoin, with an average drop of 4.5%—and in 2011, it tanked a massive 41.2%, says Matt Hougan, the company’s CIO.

He points out that the "back-to-school blues" hit all high-risk assets, including our beloved crypto king. This year alone, Bitcoin dropped 7% in the first week of September, while the Nasdaq-100 fell nearly 6%.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Bitwise #Bitcoin #MarketForecast

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08 Sep 2024 19:26

🐂 Yo, crypto fam! Fresh hope for the bulls: BTC is forming a massive inverted head and shoulders pattern, aiming for a crazy $200k!

Big shoutout to Peter Brandt for the idea, but don’t get too comfy—this ride might dip to $40k first before we see the fireworks! 🫡

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Nonfinancialadvice #Bitcoin #CryptoBulls

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05 Sep 2024 13:51

😳 Yo, crypto fam! Quit smoking and start earning!

PuffPaw is coming in hot from the new Vape-to-Earn sector, selling vapes that track your smoking habits straight on the blockchain. Rewards are up for grabs if you cut down on your smoking!

💵 This project already pulled in $6 million in investments!

Well, if that's the trend, maybe it’s time we come up with a killer startup idea of our own! 🆗

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#VapetoEarn #BlockchainLife #Investment

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02 Sep 2024 15:36

💩 Yo, fam! Crypto vibes ain't always moon-bound. The Top 10 meme coins by market cap have taken a major dive, averaging a 63% drop from their peak values.

At their lowest point (the bottom, baby!), they were down a brutal 92%, according to data from Lookonchain.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Lookonchain #Memecoins #CryptoCrashes

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29 Aug 2024 17:03

⚡️ Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with the latest:

Footage of Telegram Founder Pavel Durov’s Release After Paris Court

Durov’s out, but he’s got some serious restrictions—can’t leave France, needs to drop €5 million for bail, and has to check in with the cops twice a week.

Get the f*ck away from Pavel 🤬

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#FreeDurov #FreePavel #France

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27 Aug 2024 19:53

🍸 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with some big news:

📊 The market cap of tokenized Treasury bond funds just hit over $2 billion! Leading the pack is the BUILD fund from Blackrock.

Traditional finance is making moves in the crypto space, and this is just the beginning.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#TokenizedAssets #TreasuryBonds #CryptoFinance

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25 Aug 2024 13:00

Pavel Durov was arrested on August 24, 2024, at an airport in France.

Pavel has always been a supporter of a free internet, defending freedom of speech and the right to privacy.

Privacy is not a crime.

We oppose the so-called “liberal” policies that suppress free speech. We stand with Pavel Durov, and we stand for freedom of speech.

We’re bringing together the Telegram community and everyone who cares about free speech and privacy to support Pavel Durov.

We demand that the French government immediately release Pavel Durov.

Free Pavel Durov.

#FreePavel #FreeDurov #Petition

❗️Sign this petition❗️

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23 Aug 2024 15:00

😛 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with the latest scoop:

🔴 TRON’s Taking Over the Meme-Token Market!

TRON just launched the Sun Pump platform, and it’s already outpacing its competitor, Pump Fun on Solana, in daily activity and revenue.

💡 Want me to drop a guide on finding and trading those memes? Let me know, fam!

👍 - Yes
🌚 - No
🗿- I know everything

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#TRON #MemeTokens #SunPump

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21 Aug 2024 12:53

🍸 What's up, crypto fam? It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with the latest Bitcoin ETF news!

👍 In the second quarter of this year, of the 60% of the largest US hedge funds that own Bitcoin ETFs, not a single one sold their BTC ETF holdings, and the majority continue to accumulate funds.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Bitcoin #ETF

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19 Aug 2024 19:44

🌐 What's up, crypto fam? It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with the latest DeFi update!

DeFi platform Drift, built on Solana, just launched its own betting market called BET on Drift. It’s set to challenge the top player in the betting segment, Polymarket.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#BET #Polymarket #DeFi

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17 Aug 2024 14:07

🤑 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with some Aave updates!

The lending protocol Aave just hit an all-time high in the number of active borrowers over the past week, according to its founder, Stani Kulechov. Aave’s been on a tear, providing top-notch crypto-backed lending services and attracting more users than ever before.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Aave #DeFi #CryptoLending

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14 Aug 2024 19:00

👀 Yo, crypto fam! It’s CRYPTO DOPEMAN with some hot news!

Coinbase just dropped some hints about launching a wrapped Bitcoin on their L2 network, Base. No official word yet, but the tweets are pointing in that direction. Base head Jesse Pollak even mentioned they’re building a “massive Bitcoin economy” on their network.

📶 Stay tuned for more crypto updates!

#Coinbase #Bitcoin #BaseL2

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