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https://cunnyx.com/realKalos/status/1924484237714960752

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In a stunning act of solidarity with the black community, President Joe Biden has willingly contracted some kind of butthole cancer, just like the late great Black Panther actor Chadwick Boseman.
This is what being an ally looks like ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

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⚠️Defective⚠️

⚫️ After receiving the old prostate of Jewish leader, Benjamin Netanyahu, Joe Biden has developed prostate cancer, which has also spread to his bones.

⚫️ The former President is attempting to sue for receiving the defective prostate but can’t find a Jewish lawyer to take the case.

⚫️ “It’s like a biological pager bomb,” Biden’s doctor told our NNN correspondent on a one-on-one interview this Sunday afternoon.

⚫️ Jewish military experts have scoffed at this idea saying, "Defective prostates can't kill innocent bystanders, unfortunately, but we're working on it".

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Oh shit they got /channel/bellerophon420

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"Larry's out again."
"Who?"
"The Garfield guy. Hates Mondays."

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As he put the audio from his video recording of road noise in his car into Audacity and saw that there was, in fact, not music playing, he realized that the jewish hackers were far more capable than previously thought. How could what he clearly heard as a Christina Aguilera song look like white noise in Audacity? It was definitely not time to discontinue using methamphetamine. He needed focus, and this was no time to let one's guard down. He began yelling at his shadow on the wall again.

A short story I'm writing.

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I, Sweepy, tuck my dick between my legs in front of a full length mirror and shake my hips from side to side

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Not catmaxxing yet? Ngmi.

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how did they fuck it up

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leaking something else 😎

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That's very rude of them.

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Ancient roman lead pipes in Bath, England. Some of them are still in use. 2000 years old.

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🎻Master Baiter🎻

🎵 Sweepy from Scopae Legiones claims to have masterfully manipulated the fine people at NNN.

🎶 Sources, however, state that Sweepy is absolutely assblasted that our page is funnier and more popular than his.

🎼 Apparently this latest post was an attempt to claim he was only pretending to be retarded.

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How I caught Bellerophon. He will begin mining tomorrow

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“Gotham has five hours to surrender the Batman.”

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we are doing this to @wiggerlabs tomorrow

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Average monday for wiggerlab

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I have like 20,000 hours on this thing bossman

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“i don’t think he’s ever worked a monday”

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Explaining slow decay of civilization to Americans: imagine slowly worse burger

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@wiggerlab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E31KuUJmqCU

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moment of silence for sweepy's uncle

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If you’re reading this, you still have time.
But they won’t keep the door open for long.

👉 /channel/JSLLC

This will be deleted in one hour. Join now before it’s gone. ⏳

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I can't spell diarrhea

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why is Israel in Eurovision

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enjoying my morgen bananer
(actually sleeping this is a scheduled message)

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Brit (Covenant)
Ish (Man)
"British" = Covenant Man

Uhhh guys... The British are the true Israelites???

Checkmate, liberal.

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I like to imagine James Lindsay's dad has that perpetual grimace you see on boomer men who have to look after their mulatto grandkids because their daughter turned out to be a stupid drug-addled whore

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POV: you’re a big tiddy goth girl and you just stumbled upon my lair

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You need to be ready. This is it.

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