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08 Jul 2025 02:05

ac: turned off
windows: open
exterior temperature: 89f
interior temperature: 93f
the only way i could be more comfy than this is if it was even hotter in here

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07 Jul 2025 21:03

Pushed "no tip" without a second thought and the barista hit me with this look. "In the arms of the angels" started playing on the shop speakers, but I was unmoved.
It's Monday, and all must suffer

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07 Jul 2025 20:32

sixty years ago I knew everything. now
I know nothing

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07 Jul 2025 19:45

I wonder if it’s possible to estimate how much inheritance has been stolen by Indian scammers and Candy Crush

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07 Jul 2025 19:28

Can we fire this guy? He's been doing a shit job for over a decade at least

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07 Jul 2025 19:10

I'm sorry my posts are infrequent I got a job

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07 Jul 2025 18:38

gf just showed me the quirk chungus drawing. I smiled quietly and left the room

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07 Jul 2025 17:39

there will come a day when alphoomer and ebonics speaking zoomerettes are all that's available in the dating market, you will look back at the quirk chungus and miss her (because you're brain damaged)

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07 Jul 2025 17:34

"Alejandro hasn't prepared a meal for us, should have brought your own food, I believe"

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07 Jul 2025 17:11

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know made a great point

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07 Jul 2025 04:34

The way latinxes get cross tattoos is the way Mike Israetel got a dollar sign tattoo

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07 Jul 2025 02:52

Opening ceremony at Elon Musk‘s first annual America Party congress.

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07 Jul 2025 02:24

Franssen finally got a fucking jo...

Nvm. Still unemployed.

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07 Jul 2025 01:34

If you sit by and watch someone destroy themselves or encourage them to do so- you do not love them. Quite the opposite!

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06 Jul 2025 23:25

Vacation.

This is called a vacation. Holy shit.

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07 Jul 2025 21:03

Playing Blue Archive here would be crazy.

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07 Jul 2025 20:56

The missing Epstein tape

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07 Jul 2025 20:12

"hello, Steven summerstone here. I've been looking into the backgrounds of most communist revolutionaries in Germany and the Russian empire and found something quite distressing"

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07 Jul 2025 19:35

yeah we know!!! what's next are blacks overrepresented in violent crime statistics?

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07 Jul 2025 19:21

"friday? haven't heard that name in a long time."

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07 Jul 2025 18:45

Apologize to them right NOW!

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07 Jul 2025 18:36

Aaaaand there it is, the other shoe, ready to drop

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07 Jul 2025 17:38

quirk chungus my beloved

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07 Jul 2025 17:28

I’m listening to a podcast about how poor welds caused many liberty ships to crack in half. And lesser known that Rosie the riveter is her sister Wendy the welder. I’m sure there is no connection to poor welds at all.

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07 Jul 2025 05:09

No clients. No blackmail. Just the love of the game.

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07 Jul 2025 03:15

this never happened in any of my games, I would've simply left

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07 Jul 2025 02:41

Valve YouTube Channel in 2009

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07 Jul 2025 01:59

Good luck getting your Amazon packages 📦

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07 Jul 2025 00:55

I promise that you are not prepared for the second paragraph in this post

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06 Jul 2025 23:20

Broke boomers: “Don’t touch my social security!”

Woke millennials/z: “dont touch my ‘Micro-Retirement: Brought to You by Jamba Juice, Stay Juicy’ (trademark)”