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10 December 2025 21:26

Spiritually White

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1997617727725604948

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10 December 2025 21:19

Dude went from shooting three pedophiles on a dirty street corner to marrying the street corner wtf

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10 December 2025 20:09

I don't even give a fuck about anything at all

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10 December 2025 19:45

John Sunflower kicked me because I said that some dubs were fine!

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10 December 2025 19:17

TFW my nephew tells me my telegram posts are “mid unc slop”

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10 December 2025 13:27

This is a parody so accurate that it dredged up my confusion as to what could have possibly happened on the set of this movie. Did they summon some demon or something?

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10 December 2025 11:20

By @maxbvrn@eldritch.cafe (fedi)

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10 December 2025 06:19

Gonna send this to my zillennial friend when he turns 30 in a year or 2

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10 December 2025 01:28

new ink looking good @urinarytract!

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10 December 2025 00:53

My buddy Eric's ice cream selling business is over💀

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09 December 2025 22:50

Only real gas stations have this jerky

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09 December 2025 21:01

Christmas idea if you dislike your relatives and hate yourself

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09 December 2025 15:27

actually expected, this is why women complain about men not wanting to join speed dating. a bunch of men do, but it's not the ones they want (psychopathic werewolves)

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09 December 2025 14:43

🎄Fill my balls with Microplastics
Fala Lala La Lala La La
Just like Barbie how fantastic
Fala Lala La Lala La La🎄

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09 December 2025 05:10

"my name is 'wageslave'"
"but you can call me 'slave'"
"cause you know.. without the 'wage'"
"haha..."

kek pathetic wagies

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10 December 2025 21:25

Times Hitting 3.3K Subscribers: 1

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10 December 2025 20:09

Uoooohhh 😭😭😭 SUNNY!!!😭

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10 December 2025 19:51

John Sunflower came into my house and with a disgusted look on his face started ripping out all my carpets and throwing down some kind of totinos mats or something

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10 December 2025 19:44

John Sunflower kicked me out of the japan chat because he doesnt like tater tots can you fricking believe this horse shit

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10 December 2025 18:04

dont even start this shit

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10 December 2025 13:02

Broke the 400 sub barrier on a secondary channel award

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10 December 2025 06:19

@cumtown

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10 December 2025 01:32

I'M FUCKING SHITTING MY BRAINS OUT RN

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10 December 2025 00:53

He claims he lost control because he had to shit really bad and had nothing to do with bald ass tires on the truck, and yes he shit his pants upon impact 💀

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10 December 2025 00:46

Did u know 99% of human achievement occured within the area in blue 🤯

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09 December 2025 22:31

Shout out to the dude from 12 Stones.

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09 December 2025 17:51

@wiggerslabs

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09 December 2025 15:14

Its even cheaper if you stay on John Sunflowers couch while there 🤷‍♂️

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09 December 2025 14:34

while you studied hair loss remedies, i studied the blade.

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09 December 2025 03:30

https://fixupx.com/RocketLab/status/1997884223873843260