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I'M FUCKING SHITTING MY BRAINS OUT RN

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He claims he lost control because he had to shit really bad and had nothing to do with bald ass tires on the truck, and yes he shit his pants upon impact 💀

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Did u know 99% of human achievement occured within the area in blue 🤯

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Shout out to the dude from 12 Stones.

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@wiggerslabs

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Its even cheaper if you stay on John Sunflowers couch while there 🤷‍♂️

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while you studied hair loss remedies, i studied the blade.

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https://fixupx.com/RocketLab/status/1997884223873843260

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they don't make games like they used to anymore

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THEY PUT FRIGGIN COPILOT IN THE .TXT EDITOR???

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its called MAID we are WORKING ON IT

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New Dravidian word just dropped

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20 months in prison for this post in bongland

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there's so much holocaust propaganda that wikipedia organizes it by decade, separating fiction and documentaries

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I am ok with twitch cattle's first and only mental image of vtubing being a fruit with human features
also ok with iran mouse's disease taking her life soon

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new ink looking good @urinarytract!

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My buddy Eric's ice cream selling business is over💀

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Only real gas stations have this jerky

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Christmas idea if you dislike your relatives and hate yourself

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actually expected, this is why women complain about men not wanting to join speed dating. a bunch of men do, but it's not the ones they want (psychopathic werewolves)

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🎄Fill my balls with Microplastics
Fala Lala La Lala La La
Just like Barbie how fantastic
Fala Lala La Lala La La🎄

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"my name is 'wageslave'"
"but you can call me 'slave'"
"cause you know.. without the 'wage'"
"haha..."

kek pathetic wagies

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If you put your sunflowers in front of your peashooters you are a monster

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In 1983, a 61-year-old potato farmer, Cliff Young, in work boots entered Australia's most brutal ultramarathon against world-class athletes. He had no idea you were supposed to sleep during. He won by 10 hours.
https://redd.it/1phito3
@r_interestingasfuck

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Past a certain age a man with an Xbox on his Christmas list can be a bad thing, believe me

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Canadians need to go kill themselves

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As the previous post demonstrates, to be a telegram admin is a brave and hazardous occupation: you bare your unvarnished thoughts to a faceless audience, and even one’s inability to produce a post becomes fodder itself for a post.

Thus every post is to self-consciously hold a mirror to your own soul, and - one could argue - the telegram admin achieves a certain degree of self awareness and spiritual realization that non-admins could not fathom.

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You must care about the holocaust

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After the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the biggest conservative influencer in America, the right spent several days getting leftists who celebrated his death fired. That was effective. But how did the right follow that up?

The GOP decided to sell Charlie Kirk Pokemon Cards and the online right spent weeks writing fanfictions about how the assassination was carried out by Mossad. Obviously, no further ground was gained as a result.

Let's contrast that with how what the left did following the death of George Floyd, a random felon and drug addict. They demanded that Corporate America not hire white people at all, and for the next few years, they got that.

This is why the left has consistently won all the political battles of the past 80 years.

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The best part about being retarded and forgetful is you get to see a banger you made months ago and its funny all over again

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