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08 January 2026 05:16

When the wife is wearing yoga pants and bends over to grab something in the kitchen.

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08 January 2026 04:44

fucked up in the crib eating Swedish Bastards

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08 January 2026 01:55

we are signing tim waltz up for MAiD

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07 January 2026 22:54

New slur for Koreans just dropped

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07 January 2026 22:41

Coworker passingly mentioned seeing some insane takes on Facebook from his family about Venezuela, so of course I wanted to see it

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07 January 2026 21:48

Cooling his balls mid feast.

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07 January 2026 21:07

https://yiffx.com/TakeThiamine/status/2008984855829479643

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07 January 2026 19:43

Agent is clearly in front of the car when driver shifts out of reverse and drives forward. No crocodile tears over this one either.

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07 January 2026 19:31

I was inside john placeholder's walls for 14 hours and all he did was watch Fineas and Ferb and eat cheetos

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07 January 2026 19:13

I am once again begging you not to tell the Europeans about this.

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07 January 2026 16:14

dermarolling my headless chode

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07 January 2026 14:50

Why is she sleeping like that

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07 January 2026 04:51

this former NJP talking head still posts coal the old fashioned way

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07 January 2026 04:14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s9d7iV8S8Y

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07 January 2026 01:16

They were the sole target

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08 January 2026 04:59

If your Diet Coke Chicken Delight isn't prepared by a one-eyed lavender hobgoblin in the Champagne region of France then its just sparkling soda boil

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08 January 2026 02:34

this shit is fucking insane

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08 January 2026 01:35

Might drink some later. Hope my bones don’t hurt.

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07 January 2026 22:41

Unfortunately, the takes were cold. No mention of ancient aliens, 5G, etc. Just a wall text about fighting communism

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07 January 2026 21:49

yes I'd say my son has his head screwed on straight and is correctly identifying the world he lives in if he was

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07 January 2026 21:15

First they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Then they came for the fat millenial bitches and I said www.ice.gov/careers/how-apply

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07 January 2026 20:52

Leftist research is just unfalsifiable. No matter what you do they prescribe a negative conclusion to you. They’ve made up their mind ahead of time that you’re evil.

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07 January 2026 19:42

Legally observing libtards waste their lives over bulbheads

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07 January 2026 19:29

HE'S INSIDE MY WALLS

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07 January 2026 16:20

dunning kruger effect but it's Rust users being 100% confident that their language is the best despite being utter dogshit

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07 January 2026 16:14

The second option is available for less then $100. There are a number of products that will "tug" on your foreskin and over time restore it to full coverage. Its not hard to do, it just takes a little bit of commitment.

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07 January 2026 14:45

https://fixupx.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/2008835025169514974
big fan of cremieux since a pitbull mauled his face

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07 January 2026 04:18

communists when the hlatina's is lighter than pure coal

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07 January 2026 02:39

smooch react him NOW
ALL PATRIOTS GO

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07 January 2026 01:16

It was an inside job, Pelosi's laptop was a distraction from AOC's shoes