🚨BREAKING🚨
Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.
It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.
Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.
WearForbidden / X
Dorm room of the only white woman in the entire University of Toronto engineering department
meow2750 / 𝕏
>6 goals
That's way too much, did anyone actually count the goals?
"I think that is only ok if the age of consent is lowered too"
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Even Canadian prostitutes who will put anything in their mouths say the unhygienic nature of Indians and Pakistanis "leaves a bad taste in her mouth."
As a result she will no longer sell her holes to these groups of men.
navyhato / 𝕏
🚨 BREAKING: Indian Simulator just got announced for PS5.
The most realistic survival game ever made.
DrClownPhD / X
When you gotta fire a laser at some unarmed civilians but the UI is totally frutiger aero so its okay 🥰🥰
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>cant poo outside without risking getting raped
>cant poo inside because parents wont build a toilet
I genuinely feel sorry for pajeetas
Jew learns about hypergamy for the first time:
JejLeKek / 𝕏
the chinese launched a black baby doll called “natasha” and people are boiling it, stretching it, beating it, stomping on it and abusing it for “stress relief” content. this is so disgusting.
BALUCIAGA / 𝕏
what did the president of Columbia mean by this?
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Hunter Biden:
I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DeepSeek V4 “improved” the code and said nothing happened in Tiananmen Square on June 4, 1989
wongmjane / 𝕏
God forbid that the Baltics ever own nuclear weapons
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Loss.jpg is now old enough to vote and drink
https://cad-comic.com/comic/loss/
The newest trend in the hood is cereal coated chicken wings with blue waffles.
You couldn't pay me enough to try this radioactive meal 😵💫☢️
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I hope he does a collab with Gilticus while he is in Russia
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🚨Emergency Warning🚨
Multiple people have been hospitalized with diabetic comas after participating in the new deadly “NIGGA JAR” trend. The Nigga Jar trend involves soaking pineapple slices in cool aid and jolly ranchers. One Nigga Jar contains as much sugar as 1000 bottles of coke.
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doja cat broke down in tears after her doctor told her she won’t be able to get pregnant again. the multiple abortions she’s had over the years have apparently caused serious damage to her womb.
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