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11 Jan 2025 17:03

"Pass me the controller bro"

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11 Jan 2025 09:46

Lego city has fallen..

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10 Jan 2025 12:37

[Woman alone] If you camp after a night shift, you will make a big mistake [Rice 5kg]

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10 Jan 2025 08:00

No way its Bojack Horseman

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09 Jan 2025 11:02

Whoops, meant to sen this to bro instead of channel

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08 Jan 2025 16:29

Saar please tell me best boritos place

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07 Jan 2025 09:16

It's Christmas! Do the unaccompanied babies want to have dinner with me?

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06 Jan 2025 12:58

Forgive me Lois... I'm going all out, just this once...nyeheheheheee....

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06 Jan 2025 11:23

Bro turned into a soyjak

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06 Jan 2025 00:21

https://fixvx.com/WurzelRoot/status/1875636623049994409

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05 Jan 2025 16:32

Everybody gangsta until you pull up with the McKnuckles

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05 Jan 2025 11:57

🙏 react if you agree these types of pictures don't get shared often enough 😇😇

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04 Jan 2025 14:48

THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU

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03 Jan 2025 23:06

dead internet theory speedrun any %

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03 Jan 2025 21:24

>be American
>get shot by a terrorist but survive
>employer denies you sick leave

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11 Jan 2025 12:51

> be me
> deutsch as fuck
> wake up at 6 a.m., but snooze alarm because scheiß drauf
> breakfast? kaltes Bier und eine Wurst
> check Kontoauszug: -€69, overdraft life baby
> "Läuft bei mir."
> get in my 20-year-old Golf
> exhaust louder than my neighbor’s brat screaming
> first stop? Lidl
> buy Bier, Brötchen, and a generic Currywurst
> old lady takes forever at the Kasse
> yell "SCHNELLER, OMA, ICH HAB’ KEINE ZEIT!"
> she glares at me
> leave without paying for the Pfandflasche, living on the edge
> stop at the Autobahn
> floor it to 200 km/h because rules don’t apply to me here
> some Dutch dude in a caravan tries to merge
> laugh in German and cut him off
> yell "WILLKOMMEN IN DEUTSCHLAND, HOLLANDER!"
> arrive at home
> drink Bier while watching RTL2, reality TV trash for the win
> neighbor complains I parked on the Gehweg again
> "Das ist mein Deutschland, nicht deins, Klaus."
> finish day with Döner and another Bier
> best fucking day ever

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11 Jan 2025 00:18

Would be pretty funny I think

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10 Jan 2025 11:35

When people send a puke reaction, I wonder if they puke IRL as well 🤔
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Когда люди кидают реакцию “🤮”, я думаю, они реально блевать начинают в жизни или как? 🤔

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09 Jan 2025 20:29

/comfy doomsdaycomments thread only/
https://open.spotify.com/track/5UgT7w6zVZjP3oyawMzbiK

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08 Jan 2025 17:29

You know what? Fuck you!

*unmozzarellas your mozzarella stick*

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08 Jan 2025 15:20

Reddit hates this absolute chad

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07 Jan 2025 08:59

do NOT smoke dat higgin boppom

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06 Jan 2025 12:54

I fEel LiKe tHaTs iLlegal

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06 Jan 2025 01:49

Admin on the weekends

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05 Jan 2025 20:54

What if Mississippi was called Mississilli instead?

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05 Jan 2025 13:56

How we feelin' today?

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05 Jan 2025 00:23

Chigga brings a particle accelerator to the function
/channel/china_kino

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04 Jan 2025 11:24

Me about to go take a shit: "Man, I hope the toilet isn't goofy"

the toilet:

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03 Jan 2025 22:08

What kind of GOONER are you?

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03 Jan 2025 19:00

Car takes down a drone