>2001, race war
>having a smoke break in the trench after a battle
>a sickly pale looking soldier approaches you
>"Hey brother, can I bum a smoke, hee?", he says in a very high voice
>"Wait, are you Michael Jackson?"
>"No brotha. Thats ignoraaaanthp. I'm just a white boy trying to kill the knee-groes"
>give him a smoke and hope he doesn't try to molest any of the refugees we come across occasionally
>tips his helmet, spins around and moonwalks away
Okay, so hear me out. What if you had to choose between a man, a bear OR a levitating forest shark?
Читать полностью…Conspiracy theory: MJ was paranoid of an upcoming race war and he wanted to side with the whites so he turned himself into a white man
Читать полностью…Boost the mfing channel so we can add the soyjak reacts
/channel/boost/derangedposting
I am not lactose intolerant
I deserve these probiotics
My day will start off right with dairy
>le doctor: you have 30 secs to live
>me: play this dang dang
>le doctor: but its 1 min
>me: ill wait 😎