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I Feel Like Saying N.. Tonight (1983) shortened
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Chdubros...we're mainstream now!
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> be me
> deutsch as fuck
> wake up at 6 a.m., but snooze alarm because scheiß drauf
> breakfast? kaltes Bier und eine Wurst
> check Kontoauszug: -€69, overdraft life baby
> "Läuft bei mir."
> get in my 20-year-old Golf
> exhaust louder than my neighbor’s brat screaming
> first stop? Lidl
> buy Bier, Brötchen, and a generic Currywurst
> old lady takes forever at the Kasse
> yell "SCHNELLER, OMA, ICH HAB’ KEINE ZEIT!"
> she glares at me
> leave without paying for the Pfandflasche, living on the edge
> stop at the Autobahn
> floor it to 200 km/h because rules don’t apply to me here
> some Dutch dude in a caravan tries to merge
> laugh in German and cut him off
> yell "WILLKOMMEN IN DEUTSCHLAND, HOLLANDER!"
> arrive at home
> drink Bier while watching RTL2, reality TV trash for the win
> neighbor complains I parked on the Gehweg again
> "Das ist mein Deutschland, nicht deins, Klaus."
> finish day with Döner and another Bier
> best fucking day ever
Would be pretty funny I think
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When people send a puke reaction, I wonder if they puke IRL as well 🤔
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Когда люди кидают реакцию “🤮”, я думаю, они реально блевать начинают в жизни или как? 🤔
/comfy doomsdaycomments thread only/
https://open.spotify.com/track/5UgT7w6zVZjP3oyawMzbiK
You know what? Fuck you!
*unmozzarellas your mozzarella stick*
Reddit hates this absolute chad
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do NOT smoke dat higgin boppom
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What if Mississippi was called Mississilli instead?
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Chigga brings a particle accelerator to the function
/channel/china_kino
As the token black admin my night was mad.
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"Pass me the controller bro"
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[Woman alone] If you camp after a night shift, you will make a big mistake [Rice 5kg]
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Whoops, meant to sen this to bro instead of channel
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Saar please tell me best boritos place
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It's Christmas! Do the unaccompanied babies want to have dinner with me?
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Forgive me Lois... I'm going all out, just this once...nyeheheheheee....
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https://fixvx.com/WurzelRoot/status/1875636623049994409
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Everybody gangsta until you pull up with the McKnuckles
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🙏 react if you agree these types of pictures don't get shared often enough 😇😇
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