Send your memes in the discussion group to get them featured. @basedschizophrenia
least deranged romu fan (she's making a poppet out of me)
Читать полностью…POV: your war vet neighbor has been an asshole recently and you want to get even
Читать полностью…🇿🇦✋📹 — African-American Billionaire Elon Musk decided to innovate in his celebrations and, well, got, a bit too much enthusiasm, one could say
Читать полностью…https://fixvx.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1878969190335590889
Читать полностью…As the token black admin my night was mad.
Читать полностью…[Woman alone] If you camp after a night shift, you will make a big mistake [Rice 5kg]
Читать полностью…dit is mijn oma dat freddyfastbear zegt
Читать полностью…The admin team of DP would like to extend a thank you to Elon Musk for providing us with easy memes for at least 3-4 days
Читать полностью…Ok so Trump managed to start his presidency. As promised, I'm doing a face reveal.
Читать полностью…DP Admin going on his 4th toilet break at work and its only 9am
Читать полностью…7\ takes apart whole car after loosing his perc
Читать полностью…I Feel Like Saying N.. Tonight (1983) shortened
Читать полностью…> be me
> deutsch as fuck
> wake up at 6 a.m., but snooze alarm because scheiß drauf
> breakfast? kaltes Bier und eine Wurst
> check Kontoauszug: -€69, overdraft life baby
> "Läuft bei mir."
> get in my 20-year-old Golf
> exhaust louder than my neighbor’s brat screaming
> first stop? Lidl
> buy Bier, Brötchen, and a generic Currywurst
> old lady takes forever at the Kasse
> yell "SCHNELLER, OMA, ICH HAB’ KEINE ZEIT!"
> she glares at me
> leave without paying for the Pfandflasche, living on the edge
> stop at the Autobahn
> floor it to 200 km/h because rules don’t apply to me here
> some Dutch dude in a caravan tries to merge
> laugh in German and cut him off
> yell "WILLKOMMEN IN DEUTSCHLAND, HOLLANDER!"
> arrive at home
> drink Bier while watching RTL2, reality TV trash for the win
> neighbor complains I parked on the Gehweg again
> "Das ist mein Deutschland, nicht deins, Klaus."
> finish day with Döner and another Bier
> best fucking day ever
When people send a puke reaction, I wonder if they puke IRL as well 🤔
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Когда люди кидают реакцию “🤮”, я думаю, они реально блевать начинают в жизни или как? 🤔
/comfy doomsdaycomments thread only/
https://open.spotify.com/track/5UgT7w6zVZjP3oyawMzbiK