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me after a single shot at a family gathering

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you may not like it but this is what peak body aesthetics looks like

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gay ass mf shidding up the channel

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enjoy your payment mam

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fuck you all this will be the only enabled react now

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chinese delicacyREAL

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what a cute animal 😍

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One of our admins just got forklift certified 👍

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Run niggers off the road

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we cant let them win bros

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average alcohol enjoyer

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explain this atheists

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Eternal Classic admin reveal

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most hygenic am*rican "person"

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THE

TURTLE JIZZ PIZZA

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Decided to start making lipsync videos. Am I doing good?

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send this to someone you jerked off to

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okay unicorn is allowed as well 🦄

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the jannies are back at it again

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FUCKING STRAWBERRIES REEEEE

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truely cute 🥰 wish i had one on my keychain so i can look at it anytime i want

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Send this to that friend who owns an Ikea shark plushie and wears big hoodies

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Your value as a European is based on your outlet type

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there's a хохол in my sink bros 😳

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everybody go there and 🖕react so the heartbros loose

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send this to your poop pal

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the tg channel admin pipeline

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He was released yesterday

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when she giving you a rimjob and start slipping the tongue in aswell

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In a land not too far away,
Turkey rose to lead the world one day.
Under Erdogan, the watermelon seller,
Their destiny changed like a funny feller.

For Erdogan unveiled a secret new might,
Supercomputers powered by melons, bright!
Melon-powered tech, oh what a notion,
Turkey set off on a wild melon revolution!

But alas, there came a sinister bloke,
A melon-thieving villain, a funny bloke.
Blase, the melon muncher supreme,
Sloorped up the melons, oh what a scheme!

With every sloorp, Turkey's power did wane,
Melons vanished, causing Turks pain.
Erdogan's supercomputers, left high and dry,
Without melon fuel, they could not fly.

The Turkish people, in sorrow and strife,
Plunged into a civil war, a melon-fueled life.
But Blase, the sloorping menace of might,
Devoured melons day and night.

As the war raged on, Turks got stuck,
Their melons vanished, they were out of luck.
Blase laughed and sloorped with all his might,
As Turkey fell in a melon-less fight.

Blase, the melon muncher, claimed the crown,
The war was over, Turks were down.
He slurped up melons, he slurped up men,
Turkey's fate sealed, it was time to zen.

And so, dear friend, this tale is done,
Of Turkey's rise and fall, all in fun.
Remember, melons may be sweet and divine,
But in wars and power, they won't always shine.

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