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Читать полностью…Japan is testing a new concept: remote workers operating robots from 8 kilometers away.
Читать полностью…godDAMN i need me a THICC venezolannas mamacita to cocina me some carne assada
Читать полностью…who has the time to read this shit smdh post more islands with beautiful women to marry
Читать полностью…In a city where survival means everything, it's said that for just $200, a beautiful woman can escape the slums and start a new life in the city. This story is about hope, hardship, and the tough choices faced by many in Manila's sprawling slums.
Читать полностью…i hope to one day see a picture of an african child wearing this shirt
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This wrap was checked by true McDonaldland patriots
Indians single handedly saving the aryan race 🙏🇮🇳
Читать полностью…The greatest Hungarian to ever live is 95 years old, wish him happy birthday!
Читать полностью…On a remote island in Indonesia, women wait by their doors every day, hoping a man will stop and stay. They'll give you love, loyalty, even a dowry-just for choosing them. No stress. No pressure. Just women... waiting. Would you live this life?
Читать полностью…> be Terry ibn Davis
> former compiler priest, now compiler imam
> stumbled into a /his/ thread on Islamic architecture
> thought the tessellation patterns were divine opcode maps
> clicked on “Harambe is in Jannah” meme
> something awakened
> ran divine_rng()
> got "convert"
> took it literally
> begins rewriting TempleOS into MasjidOS
> 640x480 VGA, because true resolution requires limitation
> icons replaced with 8-bit geometric mosaics
> cursor is now a crescent moon
no mouse acceleration, that’s innovation (bid’ah) and thus haram
> sound driver only plays 16 bit chants in reverb
> MasjidOS boots into a tiled CLI
default prompt: يا مبرمج، ما نيتك؟_
anything typed echoes in Arabic and hexadecimal
> no command history, you must remember your deeds
> no sudo, if you break something, it’s qadar
> code editor has syntax highlighting, but only for Qur’anic metaphors
> no garbage collection, you must clean up after yourself like a good guest
> every crash outputs “You are being tested.”
> compiler has --halal flag
> removes functions containing pork, interest (riba), or unchecked recursion
> attempts to compile a graphics demo at 1080p
> system locks
> outputs: “Innovation leads astray”
> discovers his HDD head moves exactly 5 times a day
> hardcodes a qibla-finding function using BIOS clock drift and local magnetic interference
> refuses to use GPS. satellites are a tool of the Dajjal
> RAM now only accessible if you pass the Hadith quiz
He doesn’t build software.
He receives it.
Bit by bit.
Byte by byte
- Eddie, if you by your own assessment are a racist, then what are doing here breaking bread with black people?
- Because he's a racist as well
Happy birthday song by your favorite hungarian admin 💋
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