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Send your memes in the discussion group to get them featured. @basedschizophrenia
During Iran’s strike, an Israeli in the shelter shit himself.
Panic exploded. Everyone started choking, screaming they couldn’t breathe from the stench.
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That time Batman writers ran out of ideas and made Joker the UN diplomat for Iran
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BREAKING: Israel is now using its high-powered laser weapon, the “Iron Beam,” for the first time ever tonight.
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🇦🇪 🇪🇺 Durov Relocates from Dubai to Europe, Citing Safety Concerns
Telegram founder Pavel Durov has relocated from Dubai to Europe, citing increased personal risk. Durov stated that Dubai is statistically safer than Europe, even with potential missile threats. He expressed a desire to return to Dubai soon.
I am suggesting a happening for 3.3. 2026
3.3. should be obvious because of the number 33
but why isnt every year a 3.3. happening then? got you there? hehe?
this time its special:
1) december 2020: Saturn and Jupiter form a great conjunction that can be seen every 800 years, tha planets stay combined in two for several days
>immediately after this a corona vaccination campaign began, the biggest psyop mankind has seen
2) february 18. on 2026, a planet parade
>Mercurius, Venus, Jupiter, Saturnus visible to the naked eye all lined up
>Uranus and Neptunus is in the same line but needs binoculars to see because they emit so faint light
When you gotta McFucking knock someone's lights out
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/4436502939/chud-soyjak-chudjak-plush
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#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic had his CORTISOL SPIKED THROUGH THE ROOF after a fan MESSED UP his HAIRLINE SPRAY 😳
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🇩🇪 In Germany, McDonald's has removed images of food from its billboards during the day to make Ramadan easier for those who observe it.
The billboards are synchronized with the sun, revealing food only after sunset throughout the month of Ramadan.
https://www.newsweek.com/mcdonalds-new-ad-campaign-empty-boxes-no-food-ramadan-germany-11578866
The damage from my grandparents village. Please peace on earth
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If we taught kids with silly animated and vibrated illustrations as references to mathematic and scientific concepts I'm sure literacy and IQ rates would skyrocket. There is a reason why the elites send their children to Waldorf schools (Rudolf Steiner derived) and other alternative education programs. Meanwhile the serfs tread through common core and the universal/state education started by the bill and Melinda Gates foundation with roots from John D Rockefeller with the intent to create and condition obedient citizens willing to die in their proxy wars.
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Since its Purim I shall once again present to you a Purim joke:
The real Purim miracle? Posting a meme and not having someone reply, “Admin fell off.”
🇹🇷 🇮🇱 “Turkey is the new Iran” says Israel's former prime minister Naftali Bennett
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Random bombings/missile strikes in the ME don't count. Its a regular occurrence to them. Israel literally invented a system to stop missiles because they get hit so often.
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"Wow so you've been monitoring the situation in Iran all day?"
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🇮🇱 Former Israeli defense minister says coming weeks will shape the next decades in the Middle East.
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Oh great, my crazy MAGA mom just got a Qanon tattoo 🙄
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Last year, someone stole Polish prime-minister's car from his official residence.
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crazy things happening in Hungarian politics (this was posted by the opposition party to mog Orban)
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🇷🇺 - Several Russians report using lifehack of starting to sing Russian anthem while they are being beaten up for unrelated reasons.
Consequently, law enforcement proceeds to prosecute attackers on serious charges, treating such attacks as crimes motivated by hatred towards the Russian state.