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Who says inner beauty cannot be measured? How else do you think bras came into existence?!
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Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Police: Then why are you reporting it now?
Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
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✅ Value
A popular speaker started off a seminar by holding up a $20 bill. A crowd of 200 had gathered to hear him speak. He asked, “Who would like this $20 bill?”
200 hands went up.
He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.” He crumpled the bill up.
He then asked, “Who still wants it?”
All 200 hands were still raised.
“Well,” he replied, “What if I do this?” Then he dropped the bill on the ground and stomped on it with his shoes.
He picked it up, and showed it to the crowd. The bill was all crumpled and dirty.
“Now who still wants it?”
All the hands still went up.
“My friends, I have just showed you a very important lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, life crumples us and grinds us into the dirt. We make bad decisions or deal with poor circumstances. We feel worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. You are special – Don’t ever forget it!
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Bendy road on Argentina - Chile border
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Venice, Italy
Venice is built on more than 100 small islands in the Adriatic Sea. It has no roads, just canals lined with Renaissance and Gothic palaces.
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Caño Cristales, also known as the River of Five Colors, Colombia.
Caño Cristales is the most spectacular natural wonder in the country.
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🕯“Why this candle?
🎂Why this cake?
The day of my birth
is not today.
I was born
when you said, 'Hey.”
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Mike Geier
Mike Geier, known as Big Mike Geier or Puddles Pity Party, is an Atlanta, Georgia, based singer, entertainer and leader of the band Kingsized.
Japan's high speed bullet trains, also known as Shinkansen trains, offer visitors an experience like no other with speeds reaching up to 320 km/hr!
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Father-in-law is talking with his son-in-law:
- I don't understand why my daughter is living with you...
- Are you sure you want me to show it?!
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A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.
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