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mockingbird never ended. 🗿 current list of charges: possession of memes with intent to distribute conspiracy to distribute memes possession of meme paraphernalia legal notice: https://skipper.blue/tgnotice.txt IM NOT BRAZILIAN
When my cousin first started living with his gf, she brought home a young cow. To their shared 2nd story apartment. In a metro area with a population of 4 million people. The cow lived with them for a little over a month, completely indoors and hidden from the landlord. Eventually though she was transferred to a farmer 3000 miles away.
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i highly recommend reading "The Great Siege, Malta 1565" by Ernle Bradford. I picked this book up at the same time i got a song of ice and fire. I ended up putting down the latter so that i could read about the strongest christian soldiers in history literally saving europe and christiandom from a tide of animals.
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didnt even have to commissar anyone to get this screenshot
3 deer in my front yard. They are a few feet away from my bedroom window. This is what not mowing your lawn does. I have seemingly started a wildlife sanctuary that is home to:
- deer
- gophers
- rabbits
- cats
- mice
- squirrels
- every kind of bird that exists in my area, from bald eagles to quail
- someone's goat who once wandered over because my grass looked tasty
New:
https://stonetoss.com/comic/chip-off-the-old-block/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ronofs_4XjE
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im so glad i found this screenshot again
best tweet ever authored
https://madattheinternet.substack.com/p/online-censorships-institutional
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Admin fishing trip
@threepn2 @threepnfilevault
If yuo don’t rewatch like 109 times idk what’s wrong with yuo
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I saw this yesterday and it's fucking crazy. This was 100% debated to be used in warfare.
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raise your hand if the son of the tree that owns itself owns more land than you do
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show this to your local commie and then accuse him of hating dogs
if he disagrees with the accusation tell him he is as guilty of dog genocide as modern whites are of slavery
Wake up, the XVIII century table of racism just dropped
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happy memorial day. please take a moment of silence to remember all those who made the ultimate sacrifice so that we could have a long weekend
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you want to know how I got so successful? you want my secret? fine, here it is. I never shit at home. I hold it in until I get to work. I get into work and I take at least 3 shit breaks a day and I'm dropping bowl blasting fat ogre shits for at least 2 of them, daily. minimum 20 minutes on the pot for each one. its where I do my best thinking. its where I do my best posting. its where im truly alive. I'm posting this from the shitter right now. dropping truth bombs and brown bombs at the same time. efficient.
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if the clams knew what power the weld, what would they do? would they be spiteful of their predicament? of having a magnet glued to their shell? would they close themselves and cut the water when there was no danger?
maybe they would be unable to bear the weight of the responsibility to provide clean water to so many people.
maybe its midnight and i need to go to bed
>go to restaurant
>order food and beer (3.5%)
>do you have eighteen?
>what?
>are you 18 years?
>yeah
>you ordered a beer. in sweden you have to be 18 to drink. are you 18?
>yeah, well actually I'm 22
>are you over 18 years?
>yes
>ok, I just ask because in this country, there is an age limit on drinking, you have to be eighteen
>yes, this is the third time you ask me
>sorry, just checking
who is the autistic one here?
You know what? Fuck you
*un-bullpup's your P90*
being subjected to a meeting:
low energy: ugh i hate meetings
high energy: aw sweet im getting paid to daydream for an hour. i can model out how i want the next chapter in the book im writing to go
btw if you didnt know the ICJ actually did hint that they were considering filing an arrest warrant against benjamin netenyahu for warcrimes and a bunch of US senators threatened not only the entire ICJ staff but also their families
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Mister Anon, would you please explain to the members of the jury why you, a white man, feel that it is appropriate to use the N word?
Your response?
i want to fucking kill this guy
do not watch this sanity destroying cognitohazard