>be me
>19
>at subway
>girl my age is making my sandwich (LOL)
>6/10 so I'm nervous
>I like a lot of veggies on my sandwich
>I say one veggie at a time
>pickles
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>tomato
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>lettuce
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>this goes on for 5 minutes (it felt like hours)
>every veggie is put on besides black olives
>she gives me a dirty look
>"why didn't you just say everything but black olives in the beginning?"
>i-i I just-
>she tries to close the sandwich but it's too big
>"CHRIST now I have to start over. I could have fit it all on there 10 minutes ago if you just said everything but olives"
>I-I'm s-sorry
>"SAM, MAKE THIS GUY'S SANDWICH IM GOING ON BREAK"
>new character "Sam" steps in front of me
>"what would you like on your sandwich"
>everything but olives
>"I don't think that'll all fit, bud"
>mfw
Why do they offer more veggies options than the maximum capacity for a sandwich?
a map of the world scaled by the number people who speak estonian as their first language 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪
Читать полностью…>Barbie post-credit scene
>knocks on a door
>"Hiya, can I come in? :3"
>a mysterious voice from the other side of the door replies
>"Go ahead..."
>"...it's Oppen"
>Fade to black
>Barbie will return