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15 May 2023 19:10

Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

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14 May 2023 17:40

makeup should be illegal

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13 May 2023 18:40

"I'M A LAWYER, HOWARD! I'M A LAWYER!"

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13 May 2023 01:10

"I AM INCREDIBOY"
"I AM INCREDIBOY"
"I AM INCREDIBOY, MR INCREDIBLE!"
"Fly home, Buddy."
"I AM— I AM INCREDIBOY!!!!"
"I AM INCREDIBOY"

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12 May 2023 22:10

not funny didnt laugh

eternal classic

12 May 2023 19:10

a repurposed RPG made into a lava lamp

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12 May 2023 17:25

purrrmission granted

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12 May 2023 13:25

the reverb has to be insane

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12 May 2023 07:10

did this really happen

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11 May 2023 16:40

meanwhile in georgia 🇬🇪 🇬🇪

eternal classic

11 May 2023 15:40

you WILL hunt the monsters
you WILL complete the quests
you WILL wield the silver sword
you WILL take the mutagens
you WILL chug the potions

eternal classic

11 May 2023 07:40

the most clean vtuber

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08 May 2023 23:10

10 yo watching me with unmonitored internet access watching a beheading video

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07 May 2023 17:10

need that androidussy

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07 May 2023 09:10

bro made it to boobs and vagena

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14 May 2023 22:23

RandomStuff - everything you love so much here:

/channel/+JqT3amyxCBJlNjIy
/channel/+JqT3amyxCBJlNjIy

eternal classic

13 May 2023 22:42

slutty amount of Ys is a crazy sentence

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13 May 2023 17:10

7777 88 7777

🫵💀

eternal classic

12 May 2023 23:10

Snakes wearing leather jackets

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12 May 2023 21:10

netflix rocking it once more

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12 May 2023 18:40

the west has finally risen

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12 May 2023 17:10

live dr.han reaction

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12 May 2023 11:10

The threat from the East

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11 May 2023 20:32

neeed a quick feedback for custom discord ec bot:
what kinda commands you would like to use/see?
@eternalclassic

eternal classic

11 May 2023 16:25

>Be Daniel Dae Kim
>notices The Good Doctor (the og korean show), buys the rights for it
>Single-handedly makes the american adaptation of the show happen through sheer will
>Shows up on the show as Dr. Han
>Proceeds to antagonize the autistic surgeon on a regular basis

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11 May 2023 14:40

Oppenheimer, you're the bomb!
* Thunderous applause*

eternal classic

11 May 2023 03:40

In a desolate and gloomy land, a lone figure stands amidst twisted trees and a barren wasteland. The bleeding light in the background serves as a reminder of the fleeting hope that remains. The figure appears lost and burdened, their face obscured by shadow. As we gaze upon the canvas, a sense of foreboding washes over us, a warning of the dangers of succumbing to the darkness that lurks within

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08 May 2023 19:25

glass eating contest. fun for the whole family

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07 May 2023 12:40

strider faster and cheaper, what a deal

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07 May 2023 07:10

i fucking hate summer