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14 Aug 2023 21:40

'ello welcom to mcdonals, heres you're order

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06 Aug 2023 23:10

Baldur's Gate 3 review

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04 Aug 2023 01:40

The Middle East has fallen

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30 Jul 2023 14:40

>be me
>19
>at subway
>girl my age is making my sandwich (LOL)
>6/10 so I'm nervous
>I like a lot of veggies on my sandwich
>I say one veggie at a time
>pickles
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>tomato
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>lettuce
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>this goes on for 5 minutes (it felt like hours)
>every veggie is put on besides black olives
>she gives me a dirty look
>"why didn't you just say everything but black olives in the beginning?"
>i-i I just-
>she tries to close the sandwich but it's too big
>"CHRIST now I have to start over. I could have fit it all on there 10 minutes ago if you just said everything but olives"
>I-I'm s-sorry
>"SAM, MAKE THIS GUY'S SANDWICH IM GOING ON BREAK"
>new character "Sam" steps in front of me
>"what would you like on your sandwich"
>everything but olives
>"I don't think that'll all fit, bud"
>mfw

Why do they offer more veggies options than the maximum capacity for a sandwich?

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22 Jul 2023 13:25

the sage ponders the mysteries of the universe

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22 Jul 2023 01:40

I just know her week has been insane

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21 Jul 2023 15:40

a map of the world scaled by the number people who speak estonian as their first language 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪

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16 Jul 2023 20:40

censoring your fingertips

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16 Jul 2023 15:49

how the fuck is this real

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12 Jul 2023 05:40

the miiverse has fallen

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08 Jul 2023 07:10

i saw a plastic straw in the water column tonight
the ocean has fallen

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04 Jul 2023 17:10

Flat earthers make cool rpg maps

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01 Jul 2023 11:40

As I said before Arabic is the most romantic language

"How Im I supposed to forget about you, when there's garbage on every street"

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23 Jun 2023 11:40

my life is a video game

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22 Jun 2023 23:40

Billionaires be like OMW to the titanic 🗣️

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09 Aug 2023 11:10

Don't talk to me about The Backrooms unless you saw the original

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06 Aug 2023 13:35

Ronnie McCut live reaction

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31 Jul 2023 01:40

the new logo is so ugly

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30 Jul 2023 13:10

it didn’t cure my loneliness

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22 Jul 2023 03:10

The Transformers 1x5: The Ultimate Doom: Brainwash (1)

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21 Jul 2023 20:40

The way Nolan intended

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21 Jul 2023 01:11

50000 sub will get his balls explode🎉🎉🎉

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16 Jul 2023 15:49

https://fxtwitter.com/MenMen2021/status/1679805010656493568

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15 Jul 2023 07:40

"Ahhhhhh The Nefarious Elixir...."

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10 Jul 2023 11:40

>Barbie post-credit scene
>knocks on a door
>"Hiya, can I come in? :3"
>a mysterious voice from the other side of the door replies
>"Go ahead..."
>"...it's Oppen"
>Fade to black
>Barbie will return

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07 Jul 2023 12:58

looks a bit horny ngl

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03 Jul 2023 09:40

what did he mean by this

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28 Jun 2023 19:25

Meemaw and her pet tick

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23 Jun 2023 10:40

bro will get zucced irl

eternal classic

22 Jun 2023 13:40

is this true gamers????