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30 Nov 2023 09:20

this is where i post from

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23 Nov 2023 06:10

bro is mewingmaxxing

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11 Nov 2023 21:40

"mmMmmMmmMmmmmMMM"

"..."

"mmmMmmMfffMMmMMMM"

"..."

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31 Oct 2023 21:10

this is me btw :3 if you even care

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22 Oct 2023 13:40

IM DELETING YOU, MR SKELTAL!😭👋
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫
💯True💯 Mr Skeltals are irreplaceable 🎺I could never delete you Mr Skeltal!🎺 Send this to ten other 💀Mr Sketals💀 who give you 🎃calcium 🎃 Or never get called 🎃spooky🎃 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no calcium for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're spooky🎺🎃 5 back: you're Mr Skeltal's skeltal servant🎺💀💀

eternal classic

14 Oct 2023 17:10

https://vk.com/video-129440544_456260198

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30 Sep 2023 17:10

It's not Sci-Fi without that elevator

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18 Sep 2023 23:40

billions must consume

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14 Sep 2023 16:40

This is the Galactic Empire hotline, how may I help you?

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26 Aug 2023 02:10

not now sweetie mommy's playing baldur's gate 3

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22 Aug 2023 15:24

lmaooo this shit is funny

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18 Aug 2023 09:53

the cure to male loneliness

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09 Aug 2023 11:10

Don't talk to me about The Backrooms unless you saw the original

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06 Aug 2023 13:35

Ronnie McCut live reaction

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31 Jul 2023 01:40

the new logo is so ugly

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27 Nov 2023 01:40

me when no blanky mode

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18 Nov 2023 23:40

this is where i post from

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04 Nov 2023 21:40

When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean

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30 Oct 2023 09:40

Make sure you’re checking your kids Halloween candy this year. Just found a Glock in a Twix bar

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20 Oct 2023 07:40

and let there be light

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03 Oct 2023 07:40

New incarnation of Kali

eternal classic

21 Sep 2023 00:10

Resident Evil villain before and after injecting himself with a dangerous experimental virus

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15 Sep 2023 00:40

first piece of AI art I felt could have been human made

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08 Sep 2023 14:10

the smartest twitch streamer

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23 Aug 2023 17:25

the way it was intended to be played

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20 Aug 2023 21:10

she dodged the bullet

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14 Aug 2023 21:40

'ello welcom to mcdonals, heres you're order

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06 Aug 2023 23:10

Baldur's Gate 3 review

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04 Aug 2023 01:40

The Middle East has fallen

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30 Jul 2023 14:40

>be me
>19
>at subway
>girl my age is making my sandwich (LOL)
>6/10 so I'm nervous
>I like a lot of veggies on my sandwich
>I say one veggie at a time
>pickles
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>tomato
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>lettuce
>she puts it on and then looks at me
>this goes on for 5 minutes (it felt like hours)
>every veggie is put on besides black olives
>she gives me a dirty look
>"why didn't you just say everything but black olives in the beginning?"
>i-i I just-
>she tries to close the sandwich but it's too big
>"CHRIST now I have to start over. I could have fit it all on there 10 minutes ago if you just said everything but olives"
>I-I'm s-sorry
>"SAM, MAKE THIS GUY'S SANDWICH IM GOING ON BREAK"
>new character "Sam" steps in front of me
>"what would you like on your sandwich"
>everything but olives
>"I don't think that'll all fit, bud"
>mfw

Why do they offer more veggies options than the maximum capacity for a sandwich?