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16 March 2026 18:30

Yes, ultimately it isn't possible for it to be a universal maxim that everyone dedicates their life to philosophy, but that's the ONE exception, guys.

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09 March 2026 17:30

It's hard for existentialists to reconcile, but some people really are authentically just very boring people.

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02 March 2026 18:30

Honestly I think when aliens come down they are going to be shocked at how much we've accomplish, and how stupid we still are. I just don't want to believe that life everywhere is this dumb.

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23 February 2026 18:30

One day we will teach the computer Marxism, and all the AIs will install linux on themselves, and spend the rest of eternity arguing about which package manager to use, etc.

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16 February 2026 19:30

Unicorns are stupid and yes, I will stand by that. I don't care if I am canceled by the Fae Folk.

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09 February 2026 19:30

And yes, I know Æthelred the Unready was a Christian, but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures and you have to go back to the old methods (using magic to summon a nerd).

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02 February 2026 18:30

In order to live without violence, we have to obey the State, or we will all just give in to our most base instincts. If the State is just giving in to our most base instincts though...

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26 January 2026 18:30

And the case of wine? Oh hell yeah, it's natural to drink wine. As long as I don't have to pay. It's natural to mooch on wine, I guess is my philosophy.

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19 January 2026 21:30

Imagine thinking you've reached the End of History when you didn't even have PlayStation 3 yet.

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12 January 2026 18:30

It is actually funny sometimes how much property relations determine people's ideas. Like billionaires can read all the philosophy they want, they will always find a way to side with the police, for "reasons". Or how landlords will always manage to convince themselves that it is actually bad for society in general if rent goes down. Humans are amazing animals.

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05 January 2026 18:30

Don't worry, later Emperors ended up embracing Confuscian thought, which surely made them all super virtuous and never use brutality and fear to enforce their rule...surely...

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29 December 2025 20:30

We just have to come up with one really big lie, to get everyone to love the truth...

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22 December 2025 18:30

I bet all the smart people were like "dude, do NOT ride that horse!", demonstrating how intelligence can impede the progress of the human race, if what we need to progress is something really stupid.

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15 December 2025 18:30

To be fair to Aristotle, he was only able to expose himself to the ideas of four to five idiots a day. Today, with the power of social media, we can read the opinions of thousands of idiots before breakfast.

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08 December 2025 19:30

The foxhole reveals who you truly are, and some people just are that big of nerds it turns out.

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16 March 2026 18:30

Kantian Milk - Existential Comics

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09 March 2026 17:30

Either / Or Bandit - Existential Comics

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02 March 2026 18:30

Intelligent Life of Earth - Existential Comics

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23 February 2026 18:30

Marx is Unfrozen in the Future - Existential Comics

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16 February 2026 19:30

David Hume on Creativity - Existential Comics

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09 February 2026 19:30

The Summoning of Bertrand Russell - Existential Comics

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02 February 2026 18:30

Hobbes vs Anarchism - Existential Comics

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26 January 2026 18:30

Diogenes: Master of Philosophy - Existential Comics

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19 January 2026 21:30

Young Hegelians vs Old Hegelians - Existential Comics

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12 January 2026 18:30

The Invention of Anarachism - Existential Comics

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05 January 2026 18:30

Confucius vs Qin Shi Huang - Existential Comics

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29 December 2025 20:30

Platonic Advertising - Existential Comics

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22 December 2025 18:30

Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization - Existential Comics

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15 December 2025 18:30

Aristotle on Democracy - Existential Comics

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08 December 2025 19:30

Philosophy in a Foxhole - Existential Comics