We're not really a religious bunch of nerds, but we'd like to take a moment and pray for Microsoft.
- July, 2023: Microsoft is compromised by Threat Group "Storm-0324", also sometimes referred to as "TA543". The Threat Group stole signing keys which they abused to forge authentication tokens - granting them access to inboxes of individuals working for the United States government. Microsoft believes this threat group to be of Chinese origin.
- September, 2023: Nicknamed, "Bloody Tokens", Microsoft misconfigured an azure storage bucket exposing over 30,000 internal Microsoft Teams messages and 38TB of private AI research data
- September 2023: Microsoft v FTC court case accidentally leaks highly confidential and unredacted data. A court case file was accidentally marked as public. The court case file unveiled Microsoft's plans for Elder Scrolls: Oblivion remaster, Doom Year Zero, Fallout 3 remastered, Dishonored 3, an Indiana Jones game, Project Kestrel, Project Platinum, their new New Gen console scheduled for 2028, new Xbox controller schematics named "Sebile", and more...
Attached images are from the Microsoft v FTC court case leak.
Fun fact about Windows: if you type Ctrl-Shift-Alt-Win-L, LinkedIn will open.
This is a hotkey that cannot be turned off
Good news: the Apple Polishing Cloth is compatible with all iPhone 15 and iPhone 15 Pro models
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>be a programmer
>program 8 hours a day
>finally have some free time
>play some videogames
>more programming tasks
>programming youtubers that look like 27yo normies trying to hit the gym
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i was doing some research on why online ads are dying and to my shock i discovered that quora, an already awful source of information, is now putting automated chatgpt responses at the very top
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we're reaching levels of corporate cringe previously considered to be impossible
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