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Follow the candy trail 🍭 @getgoodies_bot
You can now use some Goodies stickers as collateral 👀
Pew pew 🔫
Forge is closed and so are the new Yummies part of your portfolios now! 🤩
Love them, use them, hold them! 😀
The guys from TON Voice asked me a few questions, you can check out my answers here ✨
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⚫Void is open, Nullie awaits... 15 minutes is all you got! ⏰Читать полностью…
Use code MALWARE to claim whats yours. 🎁
Pssst... 👀 Forging blueprints of 🩷 THE PINK BULL, 🔥DRAGUM & ⚡️VOLTOX are available only until Thursday 1/10 3pm UTC. Hurry up, no time to spare 😏 Gotta forge 'em all! 🧢
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1 HOUR COUNTDOWN⭐
I hope you kept your Yum warm, dry and safe.
The forge opens shortly. You have decisions to make👀
🩷 Pink Horns + YUM = ???
🔥 Fire Orb + YUM = ???
⚡ Volt Bolt + YUM = ???
The first event where we will see how many Yum are burnt, and how many new evolutions join the game 🍬
I’m currently touching sand and tanning my fur on a small island in Mexico (pink), drinking beers (cold), staring at the Caribbean (blue), checking TON occasionally (red) and talking to pretty island girls (I don’t expect you to understand). 😉
from what I can gather, TON memes are experiencing temporary technical difficulties (price), liquidity has been reported missing (Pasha has been notified), volume has entered a three-way long distance relationship (with Solana & Robinhood), the entire TON trenches are still waiting for Durov to acknowledge memes (highly sophisticated digital finance, liquidity & blockchain volume technology), and sticker integration or utility remains somewhere between “soon” and divine intervention. 😇
meanwhile @monk continues working through the remaining stages of Making TON Great Again (classified). I assume somewhere deep beneath Telegram HQ there is a large whiteboard containing the words LIQUIDITY, VOLUME, MEMES, GRAM WALLET, DEFI, GAMING, GIFTS and STICKERS (all connected with arrows). 💱
I choose to believe in a master plan. TON is inevitable. ride the waves until the tide rises again. 🌊
Yum Evolutions will be released soon, and we’ve been quietly working on something exciting behind the scenes (also classified). 🛞
until then I’ll be doing my part (drinking Corona) and studying the Telegram chessboard. ♟
Make Telegram Gaming Great Again 😠😤😡😡😤🤬😠🤔
Who’s building good multiplayer games?
I’ve turned paid messages off so anyone can DM me, send me some cool games 👀
💰CHECK YOUR GOODIES
Two generations of Telegram sticker culture, now together onchain.
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🤷♂️💪 LIVE, THE BLIND BOX IS
We had a lot of fun making this collection, and we hope you enjoy using them.
For only 24 hours, you can try your luck on the blind box. One pack continues the iconic Baby Yoda collection, one pack brings Teddie into the story.
👍 Teddie with Force | 1555
🧦 Egor’s Baby Yoda | 888
💎 7 GRAM
More Telegram culture, now collectible on Goodies.
GG’s and good luck🌟
Fun stat: Goodies has paid over $100k in $GRAM to sticker artists 🎨👨🎨
Behind every emoji and beautifully weird sticker character we spam in the groupchats, there’s an artist who created it.
Illustrators & animators are the lifeblood of Telegram culture, and I’ve also loved seeing that memecoins are further driving that culture appreciation like $EGOR $GRINCH $PEEPO & $JULIA (and many more) that share trading fees with the original artists.
Let’s raise a glass to the best ecosystem across all blockchains for creatives🥂
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I’m excited to finally announce a special crossover
It’s been in the works for a long time😀
THE FORGE IS CLOSED NOW 💥
🍬 1128 YUMs were forged!
Final 24 hours! ⏰
After that the Forge blueprint for YUM will disappear for good!
Over 1060 of 1199 YUMs were already Forged, don't miss your chance and use your Yum Potions & Jelly Cubes! 🌐
Evolutions are coming soon 🔜
😦 Did you know there is a secret Teddie Private Club? 👑
Are you memecoin trader, or Goodies believer? Come on in and join the Teddie Private Club community of traders, holders and supporters today and get the Alpha! 🤩
All you need is to have at least one of these. 🍬
That will be your ticket in:
➡️Teddie: Goodies Intern 😏
➡️Teddie Nakamoto 🧹
➡️Teddie Xmas
➡️Teddie Ultimate 😉
➡️Teddie & Friends
➡️Teddie x Sappy: Coast to Candyland 🦭
➡️Playbunnies
➡️Faith Ultimate 🥰
➡️Urika Ultimate 😀
➡️Dawn Ultimate 😎
➡️Baby Durov Gold 🎁
➡️Baby Durov Holo 🎁
➡️Diamond Hands 💎
👁 Deep inside Telegram, beneath the noise, the groups, the channels and the endless scroll...
there’s a door.
Most people will never see it.
Behind it is Teddie VIP — a private club for those who made it far enough to know it exists.
🔴No public entrance.
🔴No explanations.
🔴No promises about what happens inside.
Just Teddie, his inner circle, and things that were never meant for the main channel.
🔓 ACCESS IS LIMITED.
The only way in is ➡️Teddie Ultimate 😉
Less than 4 hours remaining before the forging blueprints of 🩷 THE PINK BULL, 🔥DRAGUM & ⚡️VOLTOX disappear.
Forge YUM + one of the elements
YUM + Volt Bolt = Voltox⚡️
YUM + Fire Orb = Dragum🔥
YUM + Pink Horns = Pink Bull🩷
🏁 Ready, Set, Zoomies!
No timer on this one. First come, first served. When the karts are gone, they’re gone 🦆
One more thing…
Hold strong. You’ll need this sticker collection to unlock Teddie’s Kart👀
🏁 24 HOUR COUNTDOWN
It’s time to get back in the driver’s seat 🏎️ 🛞
Tomorrow we’re dropping a brand new kart collection.
From the groupchat to the racetrack?
Ready, set, Zoomies!
🧸 690 Supply
💎 10 GRAM
👀 First Come, First Served
Tomorrow. 11am EST 🏁, don't be late..
🧬 THE FORGE IS OPEN
The Elements are ready. Forge your Pink Horns, Fire Orb or Volt Bolt with Yum to unlock one of three new evolutionary forms ⚗️😈
🩷 THE PINK BULL
An extremely bullish evolution of Yum. Legends say his sole purpose is to save the TON trenches and bring volume, liquidity and attention to his new empire.
🔥 DRAGUM
Proud, protective and dramatic. A mythical candy dragon that fiercely guards its frens, rare candy and anything else it considers treasure. It has an uncontrollable rage against WhatsApp.
⚡ VOLTOX
Hyperactive, mischievous and terminally online. Its brain operates several seconds ahead of everyone else, although scientists remain divided on whether it’s extremely intelligent or completely deranged.
In the Goodies app, head to the workshop > forge 💊
Every Yum has a path, you choose it💦
Slowly, then suddenly, we'll find clarity 📝
I think @durov is timing the market
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🔥 Free For All Burn Event — Week 5 Complete 🔥
🎫 The rewards have been distributed to all eligible participants now.
🎁 You thought that's all? We love to always give you a little extra — Top500 of the Global Leaderboard received into their Goodies an Error 444 meme pack, which will become claimable next month via secret code.
20 Minutes Countdown🕘
Egor’s Baby Yoda tokenized on TON blockchain.
That’s a special collectible.
The WL is still open, check if you are eligible🫡
It’s time💪🕘
We have been cooking a special Teddie x Egor’s Baby Yoda blind box collection with @zhgunft that will feature BRAND NEW Baby Yoda stickers as a continuation of the OG pack with some candy influences🍭
Two generations of stickers coming together.
Once again we’re excited to link up with Egor, his artwork continues to inspire communities across TON. From Utya👋, to Baby Yoda🙋and the Plush Pepe gift collection🎁
The man, the myth, the legend. This is culture, and it’s still growing. GG’s😌
Blind box drops Thursday 11am EST - WL info can be found on the X post🫡
If you hold:
Teddie Alpha😃
Or
Teddie Ultimate💪
You have early access to sticker cap, an awesome tool to find memecoin alpha for stickers👀
I love that the original sticker artists can claim fees from the memecoins made in their honour.
Built by Hollow, GGs 👍
LAST CALL - Final 30 minutes! ⏰
Forge blueprint for YUM will disappear then!
Don't miss your chance and use your Yum Potions & Jelly Cubes in the Forge! 🌐
New rotation of Free For All burn is coming! 🍾
Burn eligible assets to earn XP, increase your account level, and boost your luck multiplier🔥⬆️ 🍀
How it works?
In Workshop - Burn, the Free For All event runs for one week with a rotating pool of 6 eligible assets 🌡
This rotation is your final chance to burn your leftover Antimatter Cores & Antimatter Eggs
🎁 Additional rewards:
🥇Top 1st — Pink Horns 🩷+ Gold Ticket
🥈Top 2nd — Fire Orb 🔥+ Gold Ticket
🥉Top 3rd — Volt Bolt ⚡+ Gold Ticket
🔝Ranks 4–10 — Silver Ticket
🔝Ranks 11–20 — Bronze Ticket
The points from Free For All event counts also towards Global Leaderboard, the points from Forging new stickers counts towards all active events 💦
🍭 CHECK YOUR GOODIES
The Elements are out in the wild 👀
Whatever you pulled... your Yum now has a path🚀
So far:
- 931 / 1199 Yum’s Forged
- 672 Elements Minted
What will the new Yum supply become when the Workshop opens in ~2 weeks?
Keep your OG Yum...
or forge with your Element and meet your beautiful new evolution 🧬
big decisions ahead 🍬