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if your ass is going to leave don't join 😒 @Habesha_Boys_bot Stealing jokes from twitter and RM
“can’t text rn at work”
bitch you want that job or me
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brian from family guy was pullin more hoes than most of us and he not even human
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You are in her DM's asking her for nudes and making her አዛ
I'm with her mom ማፍላትing ቡና
Gossiping አዳኑ ፣ አስካለ ፣ አስናቁ
And planning where to buy አስቤዛ
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i cant be the only person with their christmas tree still up
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i’ve noticed ever since i started using a vpn americans get waaaaay more ads on youtube wtff 3 ads in one video that’s crazy
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cant trust no nigga that says “mjolnir” instead of just sayin thor’s hammer
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I’ll turn on a 2 hour movie just to eat my food in 2 mins and 18 seconds
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bitches be like “you’re such a baby” ok breastfeed me then
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Nowhere in the Bible did EVE go through ADAM phone.
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You know whats more painful than a break up, the ረዳት saying "ሞልቷል ውረድ"
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every girl is bi, you just gotta find out if it’s polar or sexual
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Took her phone and texted her group chat “guess who I’m with”
them mfs said 12 names
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At my funeral you gotta show a picture of you with me at the door to get in
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I use emojis to dumb down my thoughts and vocabulary. So, it's more palatable... whenever I don't place a random "😂" in my texts... I keep scaring away these bitches
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seen a nigga been posted by 5 different girls ...need something like that 🙏🏾😭
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Why every bitch think all a nigga want is sex? Smh i be wanting to borrow some money
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When I’m bored I just be scrolling through her IG
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ur boyfriend calls u princess but leaves u on read? ok seenderella
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ጤፍ has gotten so expensive habesha men really should consider eating ዳቦ
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Niggas be on social media all day telling women how to be women
if you the perfect bitch just say that
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It’s always you got the hoes..
what if the hoes got me huh?! I’m a victim
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It’s always “wyd” never “here’s a booty pic babe to lighten up your night”
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I’m that friend that stays back with you so you can tie your shoe,
While the rest of the squad keeps walking.
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Do I really want a relationship or just somebody to hold at night & lie to me
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