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if your ass is going to leave don't join 😒 @Habesha_Boys_bot Stealing jokes from twitter and RM
she think she can manipulate me wit them crystals, girl u is not Thanos
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I’d rather lose you than the argument ❤️
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I once did a "your mom" joke on a girl and she told me i would never find happiness in my life 💀
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fuck valentines day lol yall niggas in love wasting money
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society be automatically assuming dudes with glasses smart asf. all they got is impaired vision 😭
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I don’t have a single new password left in me
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im finna start wearin the same outfit every day like a cartoon character
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she ignoring you for a nigga who googles “ending explained” after every movie
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You've changed your profile picture 5 times this month but no one DMed you😭😭😭
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can’t believe zendaya is using tom to get over me 😭🤦🏾♂️
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y’all b like “i hate school” then pass wit all As
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i would’ve brought you to see spider-man you dumb bitch
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on a date with my crush rn i'm trying so hard not to fart
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the masculine urge to say “when” every time she say “fuck you”
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The amount of lipstick some guys have swallowed in the name of kissing is enough to paint two local government schools
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this money will NOT leave you on read for 9 hours
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I mean shit she aint been proven wrong so far. But still.
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when girls roast you they don’t even say funny stuff that shit just be hurtful
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Normalize using words like: colleague, classmate, acquaintance, old school mate, neighbor, client.
Not everyone is your Friend
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she in her gc fighting for her life cuz she sent a pic of you
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I used to draw tf out of a Sun in the corner of a paper when I was a kid.
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Good morning to y'all KINGS😁 and the other gender 😒
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The virus took its time and became a new version so why can’t you
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if yo girl say she thinks about you all day then who she think about all night?
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if you're ugly just remember, the more time you make her laugh, the more time she spends with her eyes closed
niggalation 22:94
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“Why do men never talk about their problems?” @habesha_boys
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girls w deep voices be like “i need a man 😩” .. listen batman, the city needs you 💀
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problems don't get solved they just get buried under new bigger problems
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My brother don't be busy buying ladies pizza and roses while your underpants look like you survived a bomb explosion. Love yourself first.
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