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Another deep, dark corner of Telegram churning out magickal shitposts. Proud member of @candlelighterclub 🕯
A reminder that John Dee's Dank Memes welcomes any and all progressive Norse-Pagans & Heathens into our chatroom! We know yall are out there, and the faith deserves better than to be defined on Telegram by its most reactionary members.
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Who up pondering they orb? #JohnDeesAfterDark
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It's a lesser known fact that this meme originates from this channel, made on April 15, 2020 by one of our subscribers admins
Palmistry🪬
Palmistry, also known as palm reading or chiromancy, is an ancient practice that involves analyzing the shape, size, and lines of a person's hands to gain insight into their personality, character, and potential future events.
#Mysticism #Astrology #Witchcraft #Gnosticism #Hermeticism
You are this 🤏 close to awaken Cthulhu
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We have been made aware that scammers are continuing to parade as the page. Please know that Telegram channels cannot message you privately, and any individual claiming to represent JDDM to text about a claimed bank crash or peddling cryptocurrency is not from us.
Stay safe out there. 🧿🧿🪬🧿🧿
We add Saint Barack Siegel to our pantheon. See you later space president.
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If a cryptocurrency advertisement ever shows up on this channel, the advertiser is heretofore cursed with testicular torsion. If they did not have testicles prior, they will gain them, and then immediately acquire testicular torsion upon said testicles. So mote it be, amen without lie, amen, and amen of amen.
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Good morning,
If you have the audacity to enter our group with a bio like this, you will be shot out of the chat with a speed that will break the sound barrier.
Be less cringe and ponder thy orb.
As a friendly gift from @gggnosticchurch to @johndeesdankmemes with congratulations on 4K subscribers- 4K John Dee Chad wallpaper
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“̸̻͎͖̝͍̑͂́̉̕O̶̢̦͓͕͔͇̮̞̩̜̒̀͛̈́̇̇̋̽̽̐̈́͂̍͋͊ͅͅh̶͋̈̍̑̀̇̕ ̢̖̖̝͕̖̲̝̭̤͈̹̄̓͘ ̵̧̨̢͇̬͇̜͇̫͔͕̺̰̥̟̾̈̕ņ̶̛̛̠̹̥̺̹̺͔̯͈̝̦̱̞͒̆̈̒̔̓͋̈́̓̓ͅơ̷̢̞̪͙͈̣̭̟̻̗̼̬͑̓̽͒́̒͜͜͠ͅ”̷ ̉ ̖̮̜ ̞̜̯̭̖
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The admins of JDDM have been in talks to host a bi-monthly voice chat or livestream going from midnight to the Witching Hour. The current working name is John Dee After Dark. Is this something the channel would like to see?
Let us know your thoughts and ideas in the comments.
You may note that the channel will often combine accepted forms of the occult (Thelema, Rosicrucianism, Enochian Esotericism, Daoism, etc.) with fictional forms of the occult (D&D, Pathfinder, Lord of the Rings, etc.)
And this is because we believe that roleplay is crucial to the Great Work itself. You must create your reality. And are we not all creating below what we see and wish above?
So put on your wizard hat and cloak. Be fairyled. Explore open spaces and abandoned places. Accept a quest from the strung out guy at the corner store who might be a wizard for real. Go on an adventure.
We can't say what will happen next, but isn't that the best part?
Said subscriber here, I'm doing my part!
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We meme about it a lot, but which of our subscribers really do got that orb on em?
Crystal Ball scrying, despite being very popular in pop culture, having a history dating to the early 5th century, and being a preferred scrying tool of John Dee himself, tends to have less representation in actual magickal circles these days.
Send us your finest orb pics in the comments! 🔮🔮🔮
Telegram's first occult channel association has reached 93 subscribers! We wish our fellow stars a blessed day.
As always, if you and your channel would like to join Candle Lighters Club, please message @chexmix8 or @Asthurr with a link to your channel for consideration.
93 93/93!
ily nryh
(i love you, no romo yes homo)
The Goat of Mendes
In the grey land of twilight, where the shadows play
Amidst the whispering reeds, I saw the Goat of Mendes sway
His eyes aglow like embers, his horns a-glint in the gloom
He beckoned me with a finger, and I followed to the tomb
Where the ancient ones sleep, and the secrets are kept
He showed me the mysteries, and the keys to the crypt
The symbols of the ages, the keys to the unknown
And the secrets of the universe, in the silence, were sown
His voice was like a whisper, his words a gentle breeze
That stirred the dust of ages, and the shadows that freeze
He spoke of the cycles, of birth and death and rebirth
And the eternal return, to the source of all earthly mirth
And when I left the tomb, and the grey land of twilight
I knew that I had seen, the secrets of the night
And the Goat of Mendes, with his eyes aglow like embers
Had shown me the mysteries, and the keys to the shadows and the splendors.
~ Aleister Crowley
#Satanism #Thelema #Poems
>Are you a man or a woman?
I am a wizard.
>What gender are you?
Magus.
>What's in your pants?
Copenhaver's translation of the Corpus Hermeticum.
Sent from a fan who alerted us it disappeared shortly afterward.
We can only assume Crypto Joker has twisted their balls.
We are pleased to induct @StructuralEvilModeling and their band of demons into our coven!
Structural Evil Modeling is a demonic approach to Structural Equations Modeling and Statistical Analysis.
We are thrilled to induct @MythInformation into our coven!
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Special thanks to @gggnosticchurch for cooking up the 4K For 4K!
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If you're a meme wizard with an occult-themed Telegram channel, the Candle Lighters Club invites you you to join the c̶u̶l̶t̶ club!
Message @chexmix8 for more info.