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Why am I gifted with such great taste in music? 😭 its just not fair for the less fortunates.
Читать полностью…Them "Got talent shows" really be like "You have real talent, but no heart breaking story background? Umm, Yeah, No. NEXT"
Читать полностью…Mom legit said "Its okay if you can't make doro, sweety. You are going to be ቆሞ ቀር anyway."
Читать полностью…I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS GUYS IN MY DMS ASKING ME IF I CAN MAKE DORO. NO! NO, I FUCKING CAN'T. SO WHAT? CAN YOU THINK? CAN YOU? I DO NOT THINK SO! GO USE YOUR BRAIN.
Читать полностью…I thought british sounded weird but it even sounds dope in rap. 😃
Читать полностью…Allow me to demonstrate.
If it ain't like this, I don't want it.
Tryna learn spanish just to understand what they're saying, cause it do be sounding good 😭
Читать полностью…It seem like you can pee all your problems away when they tell you to drink water if you're stressed.
No, thank you. I will have a bottle of vodka. 🙂
No gelete we both built the same we had like 10 floors, 3 swimming pools a basketballs field and our dad had like 3 cars 💀ong
Читать полностью…Mom: RIP their back tho. You're like a whole ኩንታል of rocks.
Читать полностью…What would Thomas Edison say if he knew what መብራት ሀይል was doing to his invention.
@iHateElpa ⚡️
Do you ever be too lazy to get up and wash your hands after you ate so you just lick the shit off your fingers? No?
Maybe you should check your laziness
Don't know if you got a girl
Don't mean to disrespect but
Thoughts of you rule my world
I even dream of you, I swear
Visions of you and I
See you all around my way
Been meaning to say "Hi" but
I'm just way too shy
I gotta make you see this is
More than just a silly crush
I just hope your husband doesn't die with all of them indomies you're going to feed him and boom, there goes your only chance of not being lonely for the rest of your life.
- Mom
And thats on having a very supportive mother. 💃🏽 I just know y'all are jealous.
Читать полностью…I just want to say the whole point of this post is to tell you I have a whole lotta guys in my DMs. 😌
Читать полностью…Well, I was forced to watch how Doro is prepared for like the 40th time this holiday... now, I have a question, why does the chicken get smired by Mitmita? 🤔
Читать полностью…If you and your significant other doesn't roast eachother (I am talking about real ass roasts, not saying some stupid weak shit and apologizing on the spot) IT IS NOT REAL.
Читать полностью…Y'all think my mom gets excited for the holidays because of the spirit, the food and gathering?
Well then, think again. She gets excited because she makes me change 5 curtains, 4 bed covers and clean the whole house with out missing a spot.
Did you used to lie about the financial state of your parents saying like "Our house is like 10 floors" when you were kids or am I just built different?
Читать полностью…Also mom: They should use you like an anchor of a ship or something. That way you can be helpful for once.
Читать полностью…At this rate, Ima have to move to the rural area looking for a ጠላፊ...
Читать полностью…Attractive people post their pics and flex on being attractive and stuff, right? Now the real question is why don't y'all smart straight A students don't post your grades like "I did that" ?
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