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Him: I will take the bill.
Me: Oh no, we can split it.
Him: Really? You're the first person I went out with who is willing to pay half.
Me: Half? You will pay for the whole thing. I am just going tip the waiter.
Him:
Is it just me or do y'all forget spellings of some dumb simple words? 🙂 I once forgot how to spell "try" and my english teacher was so excited by the fact that I was wrong and he was right for once. 💀
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Stop complaining of not having electricity for a week. There are people living a very peaceful life out in the rural without even knowing the existence of electricity.
So be thankful ✨
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Seriously though, Humans are never satisfied. A person can have tons of people that genuinely love and respect him/her, but will still cry over or question his/her whole existence because of a couple of hate remarks.
Try being grateful and try not to give your fellow humans too much attention because they are as fucked up as you are. Life is short for you to waste it by trying to impress irrelevant beings.
I support arranged marriage cause that might be the only way I can get a partner.
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Me: Mom, I need a mask.
Mom: What about that "use and throw" I gave you a month ago?
Me:*sighs* I can't. I will just go find covid myself.
Send me some songs about heartbreaks, I finna go grab a bottle of scotch.
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I don't want a husband who can cook and clean plus has OCD
I don't want 100,000 Subs by the end of the week, Ew
I don't want my mother to be calm
I don't want to be a millionaire, who does anyway?
I don't want to be emotionally stable, I like crying myself to sleep every night anyway
I don't want to meet H.E.R.
I don't want a sugar daddy, I love being broke <3
I don't want the body of Wonder Woman
Salt too 🤧 doesn't get enough credit despite the fact that it gives every food its taste.
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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
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I might die and my mom will probably assume I did it to not do chores
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Are you tired of begging the people you invited to eat on ceremonies? If so, I present to you ✨Inviting me✨
With inviting me, you will not waste your breath on telling me to eat every minute nor will you have to nag me into መጨመር'ing. In fact, I exceed the limit of eating and you might even tell me to stop.
Save your energy by ✨inviting me✨
What I really don't GET about this country, What I really do not understand and what really doesn't sink in about this world is the fact that we have OVERWEIGHT POLICEMEN!
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Thanks y'all for all the sad songs. Couldn't thank you through the bot, cause I can't reply to audio files and can't see who sent em ❤️
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If I ever caught a boyfriend cheating, I would gang up with the side chick and beat his ass. እንዳይሞት እንዳይድን አርገን ጥቁር አንበሳ እንልከዋለን።
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I am getting tired of being lectured every time some የእትዬ something kid get caught smoking.
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Its funny how they beg you to open up to them and the second you do, they switch up.
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They say in order to get something you have to not want it...
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*Googles "is it healthy for someone to sleep 10 hours but still be as tired as someone who ran a marathon?"*
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