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19 Jun 2023 02:30

ቁጭ ብዬ ግራዋ
ቆሜ ኮሶ ጠጣው
እንዳንቺ መለየት
የሚመረኝ አጣው

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19 Jun 2023 00:48

Damn it, there was no one out there waiting to stab me so I could bail on tomorrow's maths final exam. I, unfortunately, live to continue my attempt to understand all the gibberish.

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18 Jun 2023 22:20

Please this is toooo cute

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17 Jun 2023 20:46

This is the english version of ልቧን አልፎ

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17 Jun 2023 02:37

Praying that a side hustle finds me because I ain't have the energy to look for it.

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15 Jun 2023 23:41

I don't want to die with this much caffeine in my system lol

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22 Jan 2021 15:17

Me as a wife*

"Where is the baby?"

Last time I saw IT, IT was heading for the kitchen. Idk why tho, I thought IT was gonna bring us some beer to drink and chill but it has been 30 mins. I think IT's probably cooking cause I smell something.

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21 Jan 2021 19:53

"no man wants a woman who..." with all due respect we don't care lol

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19 Jan 2021 12:24

Happy Epiphany Everyone!

@iHateElpa 🍋

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19 Jan 2021 05:59

@Mentalcriterion

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13 Jan 2021 20:41

It do be like that sometimes

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13 Jan 2021 20:19

My friend: Yo, this's a secret. Don't tell anyone.

Me who has absolutely no idea what the "secret" was: Yeah, sure. I gotchu.

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13 Jan 2021 16:40

People plan their days and GO through with it? How? Is there some kind of premium version of life? What is that? Life pro max? Why isn't it available to everyone?

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12 Jan 2021 18:25

Him: I will take the bill.

Me: Oh no, we can split it.

Him: Really? You're the first person I went out with who is willing to pay half.

Me: Half? You will pay for the whole thing. I am just going tip the waiter.

Him:

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11 Jan 2021 19:12

Is it just me or do y'all forget spellings of some dumb simple words? 🙂 I once forgot how to spell "try" and my english teacher was so excited by the fact that I was wrong and he was right for once. 💀

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19 Jun 2023 02:25

Masterpiece.

M A S T E R P I E C E.

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19 Jun 2023 00:46

I'm about to go to the bathroom but I'm hearing voices. I will update y'all in a minute.

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18 Jun 2023 20:53

ከአዝማሪው መሰንቆ
ከዚያም ክራር ቤት
እንደገና በገና በልጦባት
መርጣ ዝማሬን

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17 Jun 2023 02:39

The free trial of all the effects of menstruating prior to the actual bleeding is just crazy.

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15 Jun 2023 23:56

Its always "We are being watched through our phones. We should be careful." And never "God is watching. We should behave."

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22 Jan 2021 15:32

My phone: *dies*

Me: *About to go convince my dad to buy me an IPhone 12*

Dad: ምን ይደረጋል እንግዲህ በቃ ያቺን ድሮ እይዛት ይነበረችውን ጠቅጠቅ ያዢ

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22 Jan 2021 15:09

Sorry for not posting lately, I had to መቸብቸብ all them ሎሚs

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21 Jan 2021 19:50

How can you miss someone you've never seen? Oh,tell me are your eyes brown,blue or green?

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19 Jan 2021 05:59

@myinnerwords

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18 Jan 2021 20:34

Beds are wireless chargers for humans🙂

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13 Jan 2021 20:20

I LITERALLY MAKE THE BEST FIRFIR HAHA


And haters will say its a cap

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13 Jan 2021 16:41

The only routine I follow is ቁርስ ምሳ እራት 😭✋🏽

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13 Jan 2021 16:16

"I bEcAMe a PlAyEr BeCaUsE, i GoT hUrT"

Who hurts you? Your mom?

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11 Jan 2021 20:36

Are you tired of begging the people you invited to eat on ceremonies? If so, I present to you ✨Inviting me✨

With inviting me, you will not waste your breath on telling me to eat every minute nor will you have to nag me into መጨመር'ing. In fact, I exceed the limit of eating and you might even tell me to stop.

Save your energy by ✨inviting me✨

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11 Jan 2021 17:23

ፀጉሬን በተተኮስኩ ቁጥር የሚቆላኝ ነገርስ