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10 Jan 2021 08:52

Me: Mom, I need a mask.

Mom: What about that "use and throw" I gave you a month ago?

Me:*sighs* I can't. I will just go find covid myself.

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09 Jan 2021 19:35

Send me some songs about heartbreaks, I finna go grab a bottle of scotch.

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09 Jan 2021 19:23

I don't want a husband who can cook and clean plus has OCD
I don't want 100,000 Subs by the end of the week, Ew
I don't want my mother to be calm
I don't want to be a millionaire, who does anyway?
I don't want to be emotionally stable, I like crying myself to sleep every night anyway
I don't want to meet H.E.R.
I don't want a sugar daddy, I love being broke <3
I don't want the body of Wonder Woman

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09 Jan 2021 12:29

Salt too 🤧 doesn't get enough credit despite the fact that it gives every food its taste.

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09 Jan 2021 08:44

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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08 Jan 2021 18:04

I might die and my mom will probably assume I did it to not do chores

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07 Jan 2021 05:09

A hit... AGAIN.
Listen to the lyrics.

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06 Jan 2021 19:20

#Random_dudes_from_telegram: ዶሮ ላይ እንዴት ነሽ?

Me: ኧረ I am a pro... ሰው ሁላ ስበላ ይገረማል

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06 Jan 2021 18:09

Why am I gifted with such great taste in music? 😭 its just not fair for the less fortunates.

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06 Jan 2021 17:58

Where can I find a 90s club? 💃🏽💃🏽

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06 Jan 2021 16:21

Currently looking for a crush to send this too 😌

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06 Jan 2021 16:02

Them "Got talent shows" really be like "You have real talent, but no heart breaking story background? Umm, Yeah, No. NEXT"

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06 Jan 2021 15:56

Mom legit said "Its okay if you can't make doro, sweety. You are going to be ቆሞ ቀር anyway."

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06 Jan 2021 15:54

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS GUYS IN MY DMS ASKING ME IF I CAN MAKE DORO. NO! NO, I FUCKING CAN'T. SO WHAT? CAN YOU THINK? CAN YOU? I DO NOT THINK SO! GO USE YOUR BRAIN.

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06 Jan 2021 10:34

I thought british sounded weird but it even sounds dope in rap. 😃

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09 Jan 2021 20:30

Get it together bitch 🤧

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09 Jan 2021 19:34

Its funny how they beg you to open up to them and the second you do, they switch up.

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09 Jan 2021 19:20

They say in order to get something you have to not want it...

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09 Jan 2021 08:58

*Googles "is it healthy for someone to sleep 10 hours but still be as tired as someone who ran a marathon?"*

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09 Jan 2021 07:54

🐏+🐓=kurs+mesa+rat
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🍫+🍭+🍧🍩=በየ መሀሉ
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🤩-1:00🤢7:00-🤮2:00

How many of us experienced this on the magist
#subscriber

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07 Jan 2021 14:01

I can hear his voice tho😂😂😂😂😂

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07 Jan 2021 03:56

Merry Christmas 💛

መልካም የገና በዓል ይሁንላቹ ✨

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06 Jan 2021 18:13

So y'all telling me Tammy Abraham and Hudson-odoi aren't twins? 💀

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06 Jan 2021 18:01

I love you in a place where there's no space or time

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06 Jan 2021 16:27

Don't know if you got a girl
Don't mean to disrespect but
Thoughts of you rule my world
I even dream of you, I swear
Visions of you and I

See you all around my way
Been meaning to say "Hi" but
I'm just way too shy
I gotta make you see this is
More than just a silly crush

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06 Jan 2021 16:17

I just hope your husband doesn't die with all of them indomies you're going to feed him and boom, there goes your only chance of not being lonely for the rest of your life.

- Mom

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06 Jan 2021 15:57

And thats on having a very supportive mother. 💃🏽 I just know y'all are jealous.

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06 Jan 2021 15:54

I just want to say the whole point of this post is to tell you I have a whole lotta guys in my DMs. 😌

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06 Jan 2021 15:51

Well, I was forced to watch how Doro is prepared for like the 40th time this holiday... now, I have a question, why does the chicken get smired by Mitmita? 🤔

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06 Jan 2021 10:33

Potatoes are underrated.