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"no man wants a woman who..." with all due respect we don't care lol
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My friend: Yo, this's a secret. Don't tell anyone.
Me who has absolutely no idea what the "secret" was: Yeah, sure. I gotchu.
People plan their days and GO through with it? How? Is there some kind of premium version of life? What is that? Life pro max? Why isn't it available to everyone?
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Him: I will take the bill.
Me: Oh no, we can split it.
Him: Really? You're the first person I went out with who is willing to pay half.
Me: Half? You will pay for the whole thing. I am just going tip the waiter.
Him:
Is it just me or do y'all forget spellings of some dumb simple words? 🙂 I once forgot how to spell "try" and my english teacher was so excited by the fact that I was wrong and he was right for once. 💀
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Stop complaining of not having electricity for a week. There are people living a very peaceful life out in the rural without even knowing the existence of electricity.
So be thankful ✨
A channel ran by a metalhead that contains:
Dark Poetry
Surrealistic art
Rock n roll songs
Nihilistic humor
Existential thoughts
And more...
Join: @paraphernalia
Seriously though, Humans are never satisfied. A person can have tons of people that genuinely love and respect him/her, but will still cry over or question his/her whole existence because of a couple of hate remarks.
Try being grateful and try not to give your fellow humans too much attention because they are as fucked up as you are. Life is short for you to waste it by trying to impress irrelevant beings.
I support arranged marriage cause that might be the only way I can get a partner.
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How can you miss someone you've never seen? Oh,tell me are your eyes brown,blue or green?
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I LITERALLY MAKE THE BEST FIRFIR HAHA
And haters will say its a cap
"I bEcAMe a PlAyEr BeCaUsE, i GoT hUrT"
Who hurts you? Your mom?
Are you tired of begging the people you invited to eat on ceremonies? If so, I present to you ✨Inviting me✨
With inviting me, you will not waste your breath on telling me to eat every minute nor will you have to nag me into መጨመር'ing. In fact, I exceed the limit of eating and you might even tell me to stop.
Save your energy by ✨inviting me✨
What I really don't GET about this country, What I really do not understand and what really doesn't sink in about this world is the fact that we have OVERWEIGHT POLICEMEN!
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Thanks y'all for all the sad songs. Couldn't thank you through the bot, cause I can't reply to audio files and can't see who sent em ❤️
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If I ever caught a boyfriend cheating, I would gang up with the side chick and beat his ass. እንዳይሞት እንዳይድን አርገን ጥቁር አንበሳ እንልከዋለን።
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I am getting tired of being lectured every time some የእትዬ something kid get caught smoking.
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