The gangster thug that I am dissappears when I see him, and all of a sudden, I am a damsel in distress.
Читать полностью…I could hate you from the bottom of my heart but still smile if I see you be genuinely happy.
Читать полностью…Tell me why I was about to full on sob in front of the fast food lady because I thought she was gonna give my food to someone else. No but I had to blink back tears
Читать полностью…Gave them the stupidest fake name. What wealthy diaspora is called Zinash 😭? I wish I was making this up.
Читать полностью…If you think about it, Mother in-laws are the realest pick mes. The OGs, if you will.
Читать полностью…I should be reviewing my notes before the exam, and I'm out here watching mukbangs
Читать полностью…Imagine dating a dropout when you swore you wouldn't look in the way of a man who can not construct an english sentence.
Читать полностью…I should be awake studying rn for a September exam but my bladder is the one that woke me up and I am just overwhelmed by contemplating life
Читать полностью…I just saw a fly, and it flew right at me and I was like "get away, ma'am" and I presumed its gender... got me wondering, do flies have gender?
Читать полностью…That peaceful feeling when you hear the rain and you don't worry about the power cut-out because it's already cut-out.
Читать полностью…Throw back to when I went into a real estate exhibition with a friend and made all them sales managers talk like I was an agent sent from a wealthy diaspora who didn't have the time. That free chocolate was worth all of it.
Читать полностью…Nah he is hot hot 😭 like ugly hot but like he is hot like what are you making me feel hot
Читать полностью…Life is too short for me to sacrifice my sleep for a degree that I can't even survive off
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