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27 Jun 2017 23:24

Also, updates are now stored in the self variable (only whilst they're being handled), so many more functions will have timely access to the update object without having to pass any extra parameters!

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27 Jun 2017 23:22

Also, mattata v25.0 will include a new comprehensive latency monitoring feature when configuration.debug is set to true!

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27 Jun 2017 00:32

The database got corrupted so everything will be restored back to the state it was in 7 days ago. If you've changed any plugins or settings in that time you will probably need to do that again. Sorry about that.

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26 Jun 2017 22:44

The memes may take time to render in the thumbnails because the API it uses doesn't seem to be on a very powerful server (https://memegen.link/)

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26 Jun 2017 20:42

Also users who have opted out of data collecting functionality will not be included in /statistics - their messages won't even be counted.

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26 Jun 2017 18:30

Also, something is brewing. Stay tuned.

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22 Jun 2017 22:10

It appears that the /custom command is undocumented at the moment. Here's how you can use it.

/custom new #trigger text - The bot will respond with the given text whenever a message is sent beginning with the #trigger hashtag.
Example: /custom new #test Testing! 1... 2... 3! will make the bot respond with Testing! 1... 2... 3! everytime a message begins with #test.
To delete a custom command, use /custom del #trigger. Assuming the previous example was executed, you could delete the #test trigger by sending /custom del #test!

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22 Jun 2017 21:50

You can ask more than one question! I am around for the next hour to answer as many as possible - you can ask ANYTHING! There is no need to sign up for an account, and you will remain 100% anonymous unless you reveal any clues about your identity.

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22 Jun 2017 21:47

How did you become such a Jew?
I went to Elite Jew Training Camp when I was 7 and learned to steal thousands upon thousands of rice krispie cakes. My nose is now longer than my penis.

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22 Jun 2017 21:32

Ask me anything! https://curiouscat.me/wrxck

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22 Jun 2017 12:38

The next plugin will be chosen by YOU! Join @mattataDev, reply to the pinned message with a brief description of the plugin you'd like to see, and in 48 hours I'll open up a poll right here, in this channel, with the top 10 most sensible suggestions! Make sure you include the #suggestion hashtag with your message!

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21 Jun 2017 23:08

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

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19 Jun 2017 23:17

Hi.

I'm alive. I'm just taking a few more days off of programming and development in general. I'll be back very soon, later this week, with many new features for you guys to enjoy. Stay tuned, and enjoy your Summer.

- Matt

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13 Jun 2017 12:59

- If the photo caption is in the format Title - Description then Title will be the title of the post, and Description will be the description of the post!

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13 Jun 2017 01:41

New feature! /imgur will upload the replied-to photo to Imgur, anonymously! If the replied-to photo has a caption then that will be used as the description on Imgur.

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27 Jun 2017 23:23

As you can see, each message takes a mere fraction of a second to be processed, it's only the networking speed which causes any delay now.

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27 Jun 2017 00:35

I'll keep you posted and let you know when everything is done.

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27 Jun 2017 00:19

Going to reboot my server, won't be long.

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26 Jun 2017 22:43

To put text on a new line, type it in one of the following formats:
/meme first line | last line or
/meme first line
last line

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26 Jun 2017 20:40

Big news! mattata is now insanely fast! I managed to finally figure out everything that was making it lag. Nothing should slow it down now!

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22 Jun 2017 22:35

Just to clarify, the Lua patterns command (s/matches/substitution/) DOES in fact use Lua patterns! Sorry for the confusion, nyuszika7h.

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22 Jun 2017 22:06

I'm serious when I say you can ask as many as you like. It'll keep me busy! So far, I've answered all of them!

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22 Jun 2017 21:47

Thank you for asking this, anon - or should I say Luke.

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22 Jun 2017 21:45

And, of course, you asked this.

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22 Jun 2017 20:13

In the future I may produce "unlockable" features which are usable after you complete small tasks, such as following me on Twitter or solving a puzzle! I'm always looking for new ways to gather users 😁

If you're not already following me on Twitter, then you can do so here!

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21 Jun 2017 23:08

Despite the constant negative press matdada

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19 Jun 2017 23:35

For mattata-related development enquiries, I'll still be around (as will other developers) in @mattataDev. Likewise, for mattata-related support queries, you can join @mattataSupport. For business enquiries, PM me via @wrxck0. If you just want to say hello, then consider this your "hello to you too" reply, because I probably won't see your message until next year. If you find any bugs then please report the bug using /bugreport <description of bug>.

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16 Jun 2017 02:44

I'm working tomorrow but I should be around on Saturday to make further improvements. Features coming soon include Facebook integration and the ability to automatically delete certain types of media through anti-spam!

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13 Jun 2017 01:42

Image successfully uploaded to Imgur. Click here to view it.

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12 Jun 2017 23:22

The mattata translating chat has been converted to a channel, https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAEN9a-vJRUK_CzRj9w - any questions should be asked in @mattataDev and all final translations can be sent to me via private message, @wrxck0. Feel free to keep reminding me, as there is a chance I will not see your message.