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English as a Second Language: Read Short Conversations to Improve Your English More and More... Share Your Experience and Suggestions with Me, Owner: @MohammadAliCancer
Tiger Books
A: Hi, can you help me find a book on tigers?
B: Yes, of course. Is it for a school project?
A: Yes, I'm doing an essay on the life of a tiger.
B: You're going to want one with a lot of words and less pictures.
A: But I want the one with pictures!
B: Pictures are pretty, but they won't help you with your essay that much.
A: Fine, I admit you're right.
B: You can borrow the book with pictures for your own pleasure.
A: Yay! I love tigers.
B: I have a book that isn't hard to understand, but still has great information.
A: Great! You're so helpful.
B: It's my job to be helpful.
A Special Library
A: Hi, I'm here to apply for a library card.
B: Is this your first time applying for one?
A: It's my first time applying for a card here.
B: Do you have cards with any other libraries?
A: Yes, I have one with my college and one with my local library.
B: What college do you go to?
A: UCLA. They have over 10 libraries!
B: That's one of the great perks of higher education.
A: Even though I have library cards, I really like this library.
B: What do you like about it?
A: I like the foreign language books. That's rare for any library.
B: Yes, it is! We get people all over the world because of that section.
Studying Abroad
A: I'm planning to study abroad this summer.
B: Cool! Where are you going?
A: I'm going to Italy.
B: What are you studying there?
A: I'm taking a cooking class.
B: That sounds interesting.
A: I'm excited to learn in a totally new environment.
B: Italy seems beautiful.
A: It's beautiful in the pictures I've seen.
B: Take a lot when you're there.
A: I will, and I'll study hard, too.
B: Also, learn some Italian while you're there.
Adding a Class
A: I'm thinking of adding another class.
B: Another one? You already have 7 classes.
A: I know, but I really want to add Psychology 101. It seems interesting.
B: You're going to be so stressed out.
A: I think I can handle 8 classes.
B: Seriously? You're going to be constantly in class or studying.
A: I know, but it's worth it.
B: Tell me that when I'm partying and you're not.
A: How many classes are you taking? Two?
B: Haha! You're funny. I'm taking three.
A: That's so little. Don't you feel like an underachiever?
B: Remind me again why we're friends.
In Need of a Counselor
A: I would like to see my counselor now.
B: Sorry, she doesn't have any time today.
A: Are you serious?
B: Yes, I am. Please make an appointment for next week.
A: I really need to see her.
B: I'm sorry, but you really can't.
A: I swear, I will bang on her door and scream.
B: Don't make a scene.
A: If you don't want me to make a scene, tell the counselor I'm here.
B: Fine! You can only talk to her for five minutes, though.
A: That's all I need.
B: Next time, you'd better make an appointment.
Being Absent
A: Why were you absent yesterday?
B: Why do you care?
A: You should be thankful I care so much about your education.
B: The truth is, I didn't hear the alarm clock.
A: You missed out on a very important lecture.
B: It happens. I'll just ask my friend what was on the lecture.
A: Is she a good note taker?
B: I don't know. I guess?
A: If you were in class, you wouldn't have to rely on anyone's notes.
B: I can't change the past.
A: I know. Anyways, you should increase the volume on your alarm clock.
B: I suppose I could do that.
90% Is a B
A: I think your grading policy is unfair.
B: I beg your pardon?!
A: Why is a 90% a B?
B: I'm trying to challenge you guys.
A: That's not a challenge, that's a punishment.
B: I've had this policy since I started teaching.
A: It's time for a change.
B: I'm not changing my policy because you don't like it.
A: Put yourself in my shoes.
B: I have been a student once, and I think my policy is fair.
A: I'm going to drop your class!
B: Go ahead! Less for me to grade!
An Honest Student
A: I have to tell you something.
B: What is it?
A: You graded my test incorrectly. I got this wrong, but you didn't mark it.
B: Wow! I have never met a more honest student.
A: I just felt wrong.
B: Just keep the score you have.
A: Really? That's awesome.
B: Yes. I have to ask, why did you decide to tell me?
A: I'm really bad at lying.
B: That's a good thing! Your honesty is praiseworthy.
A: Thanks. Want to give me extra credit?
B: Don't push it.
A Busy Professor
A: Hey, Professor Hill.
B: What is it?
A: I've been having trouble with derivatives.
B: That's not good. There's a test on derivatives next week.
A: I know. Can I make an appointment with you for some help?
B: I'm a busy man.
A: You didn't even check your schedule yet!
B: I know I'm busy, because many people already made appointments.
A: So I'm hopeless?
B: Of course not! There's the tutoring center.
A: But the tutors are not professors. They're just students.
B: They might surprise you.
Buying Textbooks
A: I can't spend anymore money after I buy my English textbook.
B: How much is your English textbook?
A: It's $198. I'm not kidding.
B: That's ridiculously expensive! What's the title of the textbook?
A: It's called How to Write Well.
B: Dude, someone is selling that book for $30.
A: No way. What edition is it?
B: I think it was the 10th edition.
A: Oh, no wonder he or she is selling it for only $30.
B: What edition do you need?
A: I need the 21st edition.
B: The publisher seems to be really making money, considering the number of editions.
The Quiet Student
A: Hi, I'm James. What's your name?
B: Hi James. My name is Lisa.
A: I'm taking this class because it seems interesting. Why are you?
B: I'm taking this class because it's a requirement.
A: We should get to know each other.
B: I don't think so. I like keeping to myself.
A: So you don't like meeting new students?
B: Nope. I would rather just be alone.
A: That is so sad!
B: It's not. It's really peaceful and self-empowering.
A: Can we at least study together?
B: Nope, we can't do that.
Easy or Hard?
A: I don't know which class to register for.
B: You should pick the class you need.
A: I know I need a science class.
B: I would take biology with Mr. Green.
A: It's a challenging yet fun class.
B: I don't like challenges.
A: Why are you in college then?
B: My mom forced me to enroll.
A: You should go to a vocational school instead.
B: I don't think you understand. My mom is scary.
A: Okay, fine. I recommend Earth Science 125 with Mr. Anderson.
B: Thanks for the recommendation!
Ending a Conversation
A: I didn't like the way you sang tonight.
B: Oh, wow. Well, thanks for coming out.
A: You didn't put in all your effort. That's all I'm saying.
B: Okay, well I'm going to leave now.
A: Why are you in a rush to leave?
B: Because you are being rude, and I don't want to speak to you.
A: Well, now I know you can't take criticism.
B: It's not that I can't take criticism; it's that I don't like jerks.
A: How am I a jerk? I'm just giving you my honest opinion.
B: Well, in my honest opinion, I don't care what you think.
A: Now, that was rude. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
B: Great. Believe me; I won't be losing any sleep.
Changing the Subject
A: Can I ask you a question?
B: Sure, go ahead.
A: How is your relationship with your parents?
B: It's good. I get along with my father more than I do with my mother.
A: If I may ask, why is that?
B: I'm not comfortable answering that. Why are you asking?
A: It's for a class project. Why don't you get along with your mother?
B: What class are you doing this for?
A: It's for my psychology class. Do you live with your dad or mom?
B: I live with my dad.
A: Do you think that's why you don't get along with your mom?
B: I said I'm not comfortable talking about that. Change the subject.
Asking for Donation
A: Would you like to donate money for Christopher?
B: Wait, what happened to Christopher?
A: He was hit by a car after school the other day.
B: What? That was terrible!
A: That day I was going to walk home with him, but I decided to go to the library.
B: I can't believe it. Is he okay?
A: He broke some bones, but other than that, he is okay.
B: Oh, great! So, why are you collecting money for him?
A: The hospital bills are sort of steep. His parents can't afford it.
B: Oh, wow! Well, here is my last $10. Please send my best to Chris.
A: Thank you. Every dollar counts.
B: Bless your heart for helping him out.
Where Is the Book?
A: I really need a book, but I didn't see it on the shelf.
B: According to the computer, it's not checked out yet.
A: Then why isn't it on the proper shelf?
B: It means that someone in this library is holding it right now.
A: So someone else has the book and plans on checking it out?
B: Either that or someone took it out of the shelf and misplaced it.
A: I really need that book.
B: You're going to have to look everywhere for it.
A: Can't you just make an announcement asking whoever has the book to come forward?
B: You are not that special. When it comes to books, it's first come, first serve.
A: But I need it for school.
B: I'm sorry, but I can't do anything for you.
Job Fair
A: I hope I can find a job after graduation.
B: What is your major?
A: My major is geology.
B: Geology majors aren't very high in demand, but you'll do fine.
A: What makes you say that?
B: You're smart and likeable. Don't worry.
A: Thanks, but I'm still scared.
B: Oh, hey! You should go to the job fair.
A: We have that here?
B: Yes. Take advantage of it.
A: Have you ever been there?
B: Yes, and it's really helpful. Dress nicely!
Writing Workshop
A: Want to go to the writing workshop with me today?
B: Nah man, my writing skills is tight.
A: You mean "are" instead of "is," right?
B: Yeah, of course!
A: You should come with me. Our college has great workshops.
B: I don't want to look stupid.
A: You won't. You look stupid using incorrect grammar.
B: Fine. How long is the workshop?
A: It's about an hour.
B: I don't think my attention span is more than 5 minutes.
A: Don't worry, I'll pinch you to wake you up.
B: That's a clever idea.
Talking to a Counselor
A: I'm glad you came to talk to me today.
B: You kind of forced me to.
A: That's because I'm worried.
B: What are you worried about?
A: You withdrew from 4 of your 5 classes last semester.
B: I was doing poorly!
A: And why was that exactly?
B: It was just too hard.
A: You're really behind now. You might have to spend 6 years here.
B: Can't I just take summer classes?
A: Yes, but you don't want to stress yourself out.
B: I don't really have a choice.
Leaving School
A: I have to leave class early tomorrow.
B: I don't like that. Just don't come to class.
A: Don't be like that, Professor! I have to attend my mom's funeral.
B: I'm sorry for your loss.
A: It's okay. I'm going to miss her.
B: I lost my mom when I was in college, too.
A: Saddest thing ever, right?
B: Yes. You know what? Take a week off school.
A: I can't do that. I have too many responsibilities.
B: Take my advice.
A: I'll think about it.
B: If you ever need to talk, my door is open.
Rounding It Up
A: I have a 89.5%.
B: Okay, so what?
A: It's really close to an A.
B: You know I don't round up.
A: But I really need a 4.0 GPA.
B: You get what you deserve.
A: I know I deserve an A. I always do great work and participate.
B: I can't change it.
A: Please? I'll wash your car.
B: Are you bribing me?
A: I just want an A.
B: I'll give you a C if you don't leave now.
Borrowing Class Notes
A: Can I borrow your class notes from yesterday's lecture?
B: Heck no! You're so lazy.
A: What are you talking about? I was sick yesterday.
B: I don't care. Ask someone else.
A: You're so mean!
B: I can't let anyone borrow my class notes.
A: Why not? They're just notes.
B: I let a classmate borrow my notes once, and she sold copies to people.
A: That's crazy! For how much?
B: She sold each class note set for $5.
A: Don't worry, I promise not to sell your notes.
B: I can't take your word for it.
Turning Homework in Late
A: May I turn in my homework tomorrow?
B: It's due today.
A: I know, but I don't have it right now.
B: How come? Your dog ate it?
A: No! I left it at home.
B: I can't take your word for it.
A: Why not? I'm an A+ student.
B: How do I know if you even did the homework?
A: I'll ask my mom to take a picture of it and send it to me.
B: That's fair enough.
A: Thanks. Also, you should try trusting students more. We're not all that bad.
B: I'll try, but I can't promise anything.
Professor Hernandez
A: I hate Professor Hernandez!
B: Me too! He keeps calling me stupid!
A: You think that's bad? He gave me an F, because I double spaced my essay!
B: But every professor wants essays double spaced. He's crazy!
A: Professor Hernandez is weird. He wants essays triple spaced.
B: That's just a waste of paper. Why does he like triple spacing?
A: He says it's because he has to make a lot of corrections, because we're stupid.
B: We should start a petition, and get him fired!
A: We should, but he can find out.
B: I know. If he found out, he would ruin everyone's life.
A: He is so evil.
B: That's why this petition has to work!
Finding the Classroom
A: It takes me hours to find my classroom.
B: I might be able to help you.
A: Really? That would be great!
B: What's your classroom number?
A: My classroom number is A21.
B: So the "A" is the building type.
A: Okay, but I don't know where that is.
B: Do you know where the gym is?
A: Yeah, I do.
B: Okay, your classroom is behind the gym.
A: That's really helpful! Thank you.
B: No problem, and the "21" means it's upstairs.
A Restriction
A: I am so upset.
B: Oh, no. Talk to me about it.
A: I can't register for a class I really need.
B: Is it full?
A: I have a hold on my record, because my library books were overdue.
B: Can't you just pay the overdue fees?
A: I can't afford it. I'm totally broke.
B: How much do you need?
A: I need $50.
B: Wow, you must have kept those books long past the due date.
A: Yes, I know I am horrible.
B: I'll lend you the money.
Leave-taking
A: It's 4 a.m. already? I have to be getting home.
B: You can stay over if you want. I have an extra bed.
A: I appreciate the gesture, but I must get home.
B: Do you want to hang out tomorrow night?
A: I would love that. I will call you after I get out of work.
B: What time do you get out?
A: If my boss isn't there, I should be getting out at around 8:00 p.m.
B: And if your boss is there?
A: Then I will be getting out sometime around 10:00 p.m.
B: Great. We could go grab a drink after you get out of work.
A: That sounds lovely, good night.
B: Good night. Drive home safely.
Receiving Visitors
A: Come in, please. Take a seat wherever you like.
B: Thank you. It's been a long and hot day.
A: It has been a hot one. Would you like something to drink?
B: What do you have?
A: We have soda, juice, and bottled water.
B: I'll take bottled water, and my wife would like one, too.
A: Sounds good. Would you like it in a glass with ice?
B: Yes, that sounds wonderful.
A: We also have some slices of pineapple. Would you like some?
B: Pineapple would hit the spot. I would love some.
A: Does your wife want some as well?
B: Actually, she doesn't like pineapple. Thanks, anyway.
Sharing News
A: Did you hear about Joseph and Michelle?
B: No, what happened? Did they have a divorce?
A: Oh, no. They are pregnant.
B: Really? How far along is Michelle?
A: Joseph told me that she is four months.
B: Oh, okay. How is he handling the news?
A: He was a mess the last time I saw him.
B: How is he now? Is he still crazy?
A: Actually, he seems relaxed and collected.
B: I can't believe Joseph is going to be a father.
A: It's trippy, huh? He is our age.
B: This is making me feel really old.
Invitation
A: Would you like to go see a movie tomorrow night?
B: I am busy tomorrow night, but I am free the night after.
A: That's great! What time should I pick you up?
B: 8 p.m. would be great.
A: Well, 8 p.m. it is. What movie would you like to see?
B: I'm not sure. Which movies are out right now?
A: I actually don't know. How about we choose when we get there?
B: Sure thing, that sounds great.
A: Okay, should I pick you up at your house? Or do you want to meet somewhere?
B: I live by school; if you want, we could meet there.
A: Sure. I drive a white Nissan Sentra. I'll text you later on, okay?
B: That sounds great. I'll be waiting for your text.