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I'm not sure if this is just bad design or a very active GitHub user...

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My favorite comparison.
http://redd.it/6gwwib

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This is how software delivery works in real life.

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Hi guys. You might have heard we are supporting the #TCI. There are a few channels we want to show you because they matched the rules: @botcube, @egorcentric, @dailyEm, @talks

The only way to have us advertising for you is by following the rules as described here: http://telegra.ph/Telegram-Channels-Initiative-01-11

Thank you for your time and have a beautiful day :)

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When I get told our Chrome-only app needs to support IE as well by the end of the year.

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When you want to fix a bug

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When someone you don't like asks for your code.

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Translation: "This towel executed an illegal operation and needs to be washed"

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Hey, guys!

Today we want to show you a special initiative for channel owners powered by a group of popular English channels - #TCI. You can find all the information about it here: http://telegra.ph/Telegram-Channels-Initiative-01-11. However, we have made a brief summary just in case:

What is it about?
We decided to help cool young English channels with unique original content to gain new members - absolutely for free!

Why?
Just because we love Telegram and want the community to flourish - and gain great authors.

Who we are?
@violaclub | Viola
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@worldchannels | WC
@stickerschannel | S4 Dynamics
@programmerjokes | UCT

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My car made it home!

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A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is.

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Nice try Microsoft..!!!!

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@updateee

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Fixing a bug, creating another...

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I'm not sure if this is just bad design or a very active GitHub user...

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Giving a demostration of your application to your client

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When someone you don't like asks for your code...

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IDE war once again..!

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When programmer is asked to write an essay.

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One of the most difficult choices while coding.

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You guys are great. This channel now has 30k members! Thank you for being with us :)
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That moment when your building crashes...!!!

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When I try to fix a bug...

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He surely was ahead of his time.

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Spiders are the only web developers who are happy when they find bugs.

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Telegram 3.14: Instant View, Telegraph, and Other Goodies


➡️ Instant View: a elegant way to view your articles with zero pageload time. To try it out, use Telegram version 3.14 to share a link to a Medium post or a TechCrunch article. This will get you an Instant View button that immediately shows a native page, saving you time and data.

➡️ Telegraph: Today we are launching Telegraph – a publishing tool that lets you create rich posts with markdown, photos, and all sorts of embedded stuff. Telegraph posts get beautiful Instant View pages on Telegram.

To try it, go to telegra.ph, publish a story, and share it on Telegram. With Telegraph, your Telegram channel can run stories just like the mainstream media (although you may find it tricky to become as biased).

➡️ Jump to Date: You can now travel in time to any moment in the past. Just tap Search inside a chat and choose a day using the Calendar tool.

Unfortunately, this doesn't work with dates from the future. Sorry, no flying cars and hoverboards for you today.

➡️ View Pack for Recent Stickers: Remember all those times when you had a sad Pepe among your recently sent stickers? If you‘re like us, your natural desire would’ve been to reunite the sad Pepe with the rest of his family by scrolling to the Pepe pack in your sticker panel.

You can now do that in an instant: try a long tap (or 3D-touch on iOS) on a recent sticker, then choose ‘View Pack’. Hey presto! For some mysterious reason, this also works with non-Pepe stickers.

➡️ Groups in Common: Sometimes you want to find a group in your chats, but can‘t recall the title. Here’s a life-hack for you: think about a contact of yours that was also a member in that group. This association technique may help you bring back the title too. If it doesn‘t, open that contact’s profile and tap Groups in Common.


➡️ Android Strikes Back: Some of you Android users told us we loved iPhones more than Androids. That almost made us cry (remember the sad Pepe in our recent stickers?). To make things right with you, we fired our iOS dev, who was too good.

Well, not really. We simply locked ourselves in the coding basement for several weeks to bring you this:

- A slick new interface for creating groups and selecting users in privacy settings (shiny animations included).
- A new beautiful interface for notification settings.
- Improved security for passcode locks (your chats won't be seen in the task switcher now). This one also works on iOS.
- Improved camera speed when taking photos and videos.
- Better video compression.
- An improved and less obstructive photo viewer.
- Easier editing of messages and adding captions to photos.

ℹ️ @geeksChannel

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Don't wanna end up like this guy, and got no inspiration either. Sooo... anyone here who knows a good halloween costume?

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